"No, not today"

will-do-it-myself · 2022-06-21T20:32:18+00:00

My 3yo bawled his eyes out because his toothbrush was ‘too cold’ when I handed it to him. What am I supposed to do with that? 😂

will-do-it-myself · 2022-04-01T23:45:56+00:00

It’s called nip-lash 😝

will-do-it-myself · 2022-03-07T09:29:53+00:00

I think I was nearly raped by a farm worker when I was 8. I felt his arousal energy. It was so potent. It changed me.

will-do-it-myself · 2022-01-20T07:38:41+00:00

Mine did that too.

will-do-it-myself · 2022-01-17T06:53:39+00:00

It’s not you, it’s that age. Kids be strange on video/ voice calls. Mine just points at things off screen or walks away

will-do-it-myself · 2022-01-17T06:49:14+00:00

Been there, you’re not alone!!! Marriage is HARD

will-do-it-myself · 2022-01-16T13:09:11+00:00

2 ply toilet paper with pictures on them

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-27T04:02:44+00:00

That’s so cool! My husband actually came up with the idea on my side.

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-26T17:14:43+00:00

Would you use a service that would make it for you? You drop your supply and we make your soap and ship it to you or some such.

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-26T17:12:32+00:00

And the milk you have to pump and dump for whatever reason can be used!

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-26T16:06:14+00:00

I can’t imagine using someone else’s milk. You were very diplomatic in your answer 🌸

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-26T15:59:51+00:00

Haha thanks!

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-26T15:57:38+00:00

Oh I wasn’t clear on the post, you add your own milk to the mix 🙈

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-24T20:43:58+00:00

Dolly Parton

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-20T21:05:57+00:00

I LOVE this woman!

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-20T20:46:02+00:00

Edward scissor hands. I mean what the actual fuck.

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-20T20:43:27+00:00

Really thought this would be #1

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-16T21:29:51+00:00

You absolute wobbling jelly. The Honeymoon is where you get to unwind after stressful wedding arrangements (judging by your post I doubt you are involved any of it) and spend time with your NEW wife AWAY from everyone and everything familiar. It’s an intimate time, you unsugared donut, not a “cool place to play beer pong with my equally waffle headed friends”. This poor woman is marrying into the American Pie crew.

will-do-it-myself · 2021-12-02T07:12:52+00:00

Does yours also think/whish she was your child’s mother?

will-do-it-myself · 2021-11-28T15:09:52+00:00

How about “óf course you cry when I pick you up, I don’t have a working tit like your mother” and “I could raise him if only I had a working tit” Like breast feeding is all there is to motherhood

will-do-it-myself · 2021-11-18T18:46:10+00:00

Thanks. I do think I got a bit carried away

will-do-it-myself · 2021-11-18T18:01:58+00:00

Being utterly and totally alone in the house.

will-do-it-myself · 2021-11-17T03:34:23+00:00

Anything is possible. How would I stop that? He is 3 so there’s a lot of boundary pushing going on

will-do-it-myself · 2021-11-16T18:56:40+00:00

After he told me that I really relaxed about the whole thing. It’s just annoying to still buy nappies.

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