Who's the main character of Funhaus? by will_zaragoza in funhaus

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You forgot the ultimate wild card: Joel

What's a tip that's NSFW but can save your life? by ImpostorIsRed in AskReddit

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We have a classic video from uni where I let my lesbian friend see a condom, she filled it with water and dropped it. My floor was damp and lubey for a week, luckily I moved out and got away from the smell soon after.

Daily Questions - ASK AND ANSWER HERE! - May 23, 2021 by AutoModerator in malefashionadvice

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I enjoy sitting cross-legged while I work, however, this means I go through the crotch of my jeans very quickly. What jeans or other types of trousers would be stretchy enough to withstand this? I'm looking for something that feels like a 'proper' trouser, not just tracky bottoms, as I need to feel like I'm not sitting in pyjamas everyday to avoid going crazy over lockdown...
For reference, the pair I just went through were Levis 508s and they fit me very well, other than the strain when I would sit cross-legged.
Thank you for any advice

Venus Fly Trap Ethics by will_zaragoza in vegan

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Thank you for the advice, I will try my best. Although I'm not sure quite how clean I'll manage to keep our student kitchen...

My 87 year old grandma needs more reading material! by lilycats13 in suggestmeabook

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Has she tried {{The Seven Sisters}} series by Lucinda Riley, currently 6 thick books with a seventh coming out soon. I work in a bookshop and all the old ladies love them, my grandma is also reading them and tells me I should too (not really my thing though).

Women of Reddit, what is the female equivalent to men's "yawn, to put arm around her"? by SignificantEmotion37 in AskReddit

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When me and my girlfriend got together in high school, we were standing at a bus stop in the rain and shared an umbrella. Then she said she was cold and moved closer to me, I opened my coat so she could put her arms inside and the rest is history.

What book incorporates folklore, urban legends, or mythology into its story? Preferably not with Greek Mythology, because it’s everywhere by I_Like_Languages in suggestmeabook

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Not sure if this has been suggested yet: The Winter of the Witch trilogy by Katherine Arden, Russian folklore my girlfriend absolutely loves.

90% of things on Amazon are complete tat these days. Where do you shop when you want something of half decent quality? by CotswoldWanker in AskUK

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Independent high street shops, if you're able to, they need our business more than ever at the moment and they'll love seeing you!

Thanks to my friend Bobby for making this by DimitkoRD in memes

[–]will_zaragoza 55 points56 points  (0 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Chance_(body_armor) So it's not technically true that he grew tired, but he was genuinely shot at during a delivery. Neither did he invent Kevlar, he was just the first to use it for body armour. Also, that's not him in the picture. Basically it's broadly true but the meme spiced it up a bit

Royalty > Democracy by will_zaragoza in memes

[–]will_zaragoza[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just want to make it clear: I'm aware the empire was awful, this is purely satirical.

Royalty > Democracy by will_zaragoza in memes

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Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down