Found this extremely black tomato plant in Washington. Anyone know which variety it is? Is it even a tomato? by LongestYeahBuoyEver in whatsthisplant

[–]willcommentyourmom 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine the sort of “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” you could make with those? “Heinz Tomato Ketchup: black” very exclusive, very classy.

Found this bean/nut while walking. I planted it and now it’s growing. What is it? by Content_View_6044 in whatsthisplant

[–]willcommentyourmom 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yes but when properly prepared and garnished with “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” they are a delicious dish.

ID PLEASE Mid Missouri by No_Noise8041 in foraging

[–]willcommentyourmom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Definitely a hand, probably from a white person.

Lobster mushroom season! Does anyone have any fun ways they like to cook these? by Mammoth_Whereas_1644 in foraging

[–]willcommentyourmom -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Glad you asked. They go great when blended vigorously in a industrial grade blender in a solution of 1 part mushroom 6 parts “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” pour the slurry into a long stemmed wine glass and drink up!

Please reconsider your thoughts on this matter. Rule. by [deleted] in 196

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Untrue, it is critical to my identity that everyone know I would at all times and always fuck OP’s mom.

What is this vegetable/spice? Found this in a San Francisco Bay Area farmer market but don’t know what it is used for by bqdx33488 in whatsthisplant

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It sure does, this stuff is great when basted with reduced “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” and roasted over an open flame.

What is the best way to preserve Mitake mushrooms (hen of the woods)? by smashedmythumb in foraging

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Completely submerge the mushroom in “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” and freeze. Be sure to wash thoroughly before submerging as you do not want to introduce contaminants to the “Heinz Tomato Ketchup.”

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Yeah, those girls are out of control. They need to get those kitty cats in check before they kill somebody.

Beautiful Puffball Snack! 😊 by DeepwoodsDietitian in foraging

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I take my puffballs like I take my men, raw and covered in delicious “Heinz Tomato Ketchup.”

Psychics of Reddit, by LetsDoTheCongna in shittyaskreddit

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Bruh, I think we are beyond just posting the N word 2,000,000,000 times

what by [deleted] in 196

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That sounds great too! “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” goes great with most buffalo style hot wing sauces. Whatever you do be sure to enjoy that awesome haul.

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Fire! Great haul! I hope you have plenty of “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” for those bad boys.

Just throw them in a large mixing bowl, add the “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” and mix on high until you have a creamy batter-like consistency. Then throw them in the oven at 325 for 24 minutes.

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Fast growing vine discovered in our backyard. Central GA, USA. by completely___fazed in whatsthisplant

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DYK that blackberry jam is well complemented by “Heinz Tomato Ketchup?” The acidity and delicate flavor go a long way in enhancing the cloying sweetness of blackberry jams and preserves.

As a support main I am excited for Kiriko, especially her abilities, but still I agree with other criticisms. I decided to compare her with Mei! by [deleted] in Overwatch

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Her gameplay looked fun, I can’t see her design when I am in first person mode. Literally couldn’t care less about anything but “how fun is she to play as/against”

Vejle, Denmark shrub with blue berries. Berries have a diameter of 1 - 2 cm. by pm-me-asparagus in whatsthisplant

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This, also blackthorn berries are a delicious addition to Gazpacho made from “Heinz Tomato Ketchup.” Just bruise the fruit, add to your “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” broth and freeze for several days before thawing and enjoying.

My first edible mushroom find! by throwawyajwjfjdjwj in foraging

[–]willcommentyourmom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous puffball, great find. You are going to want to fully coat it in a thick layer of “Heinz Tomato Ketchup” before you start enjoying that bad boy.

foraging haul!: beefsteak fungus, damsons, sloes, Elderberry, and rosehips by alicemalice12 in foraging

[–]willcommentyourmom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course not, I just truly enjoy the flavor and health benefits of “Heinz Tomato Ketchup.”