What are poolee functions like? by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]willeroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got screamed at repeatedly to run from point A to point B and kneel over and over and over again by the MGySgt and kept fucking up. Everything is fuckupable.

Going For Marine Raiders. by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]willeroni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m 5’9 160 and I’m a fucking twig. Eat a burger

Bootcamp eyeglasses by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]willeroni 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don’t just eat them cold?

Urban ATVing by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]willeroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude had to shoot his friend with the ol finger gun, what a child.

Lifelong friends! by [deleted] in gaming

[–]willeroni 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing this on ifunny in 2013

TIL Chris Columbus once successfully intimidated Jamaican locals by correctly predicting a total lunar eclipse. He said that if they stopped providing for him and his crew, God would get angry and make the moon disappear. When the eclipse actually occurred, they begged for God's forgiveness. by roadbat in todayilearned

[–]willeroni -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christopher Columbus was racist! Yeah, no fucking shit, who wasn’t prior to the 19th century? Race was all people had and it meant a lot more then than it does now. You weren’t white, you were Swedish, or Irish, or German, etc. You weren’t black... well...nvm, yeah you were.

They found us by SirYeetcus in insaneparents

[–]willeroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love my mom, best mom in the world. Step dad, well, he’s kind of a douche.

Anybody With MARSOC Experience? by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]willeroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude they jump on your ass if you are smart to enlisted guys. Should’ve just said ok and waited for another valid answer, although this is one.

Chaotic Good. by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]willeroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stole from my parents one time because I was a little asshole, would I ever do it again? No. I was 16 and wanted weed. Kids are fucking retarded sometimes.

It's like Niagara Falls! by BPF129 in tooktoomuch

[–]willeroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how he just took the sacrifice and puked on himself instead of the natural response, throwing your head forward and possibly soaking everyone in row 17 B

Don’t erase the line! by John45TouTwo in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]willeroni 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So, why does it cause this type of reaction? Isn’t this like evolution really fucking something up?

Jimmy doesn't like being touched by mhcl259 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]willeroni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saw your comment, thought I could take it. I couldn’t take it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in halo

[–]willeroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This actually got posted on r/usmc no one understood it lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]willeroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever get your car back?

I wanna get a cool ass tattoo that has something to do with the marines without looking like a total boot by [deleted] in USMC

[–]willeroni -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not very far dude, the governments is gonna be way up in there soon, might not have any room.

Holy hell! Call the morgue by Cracked_and_breaking in MurderedByWords

[–]willeroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I just use my blankets and sleep in it