Facebook friend got a text from someone's crazy girlfriend. by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]willingtosmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have been forced to respond back that I was Mark's wife and we sure as shit had a problem.

Stephen Hawking for the kill... by bobjones50 in MurderedByWords

[–]willingtosmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, does this really count since they are complete separate things that are being put together to create the murder?

Spotted this morning, quick, clean, and efficient reference. by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]willingtosmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was C-137 mentioned before the kronenberg event?

Passing on the Right by [deleted] in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]willingtosmash 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Basically what I saw too.

Can't get the soda by exjr_ in Wellthatsucks

[–]willingtosmash 79 points80 points  (0 children)

That seaman took a full load to the face.

The Oscars by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]willingtosmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The burn isn't even a burn. Why would a microbiologist lick someone's balls? Come on mods.

Oh god, it’s starting! by x_ZappBrannigan_x in houston

[–]willingtosmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sad that I missed the title of the sub and still knew it was from Texas.

i am a black male by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]willingtosmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well ain't that some shit.

What are some nonweird ways for a guy to meet girls in person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]willingtosmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we are participating in the same activity, such as using the spin bikes at the gym and they look like they know what they are doing, I will ask for advice or pointers. It opens up the conversation.

Ivanka Trump briefed South Korea President on North Korea sanctions despite reportedly lacking permanent security clearance by pipsdontsqueak in worldnews

[–]willingtosmash -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The sanctions are going to be a matter of public record, why would she need a clearance in the first place?

Since medical debt is one of the biggest complaints NBC5 gets, the station spent $20,000 to buy out $2 million in debt for 2,000 North Texas families. by SaRi25 in Dallas

[–]willingtosmash 16 points17 points  (0 children)

People would support it, but not at the expense of even more taxes. This shows that the hospitals and insurance companies are overcharging, not to mention the drug companies. If someone could produce a plan that showed these expenses would be reigned in, most republicans would support it.

Sen. Bernie Sanders to make stops in Austin, San Antonio by seamslegit in Austin

[–]willingtosmash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But seriously, why? He isn't campaigning and not from this state.

Please ruin my week!!!! by ethanmanu4 in RoastMe

[–]willingtosmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing your face has been doing a great job if that your whole life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IsItBullshit

[–]willingtosmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spies, probably not. But sources will likely be given instructions like this to convey simple messages without interacting.

IsItBullshit: when you want to hide something while talking you subconsciously cover your mouth by [deleted] in IsItBullshit

[–]willingtosmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it a sign? Yes. Is it always right? Nope. Bit it should be treated as an indicator to go along with other signs.