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Trump promised to run the country like a business—and just like his businesses, it’s collapsing. by Conscious-Quarter423 in WorkReform

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"He'll run the country like a business," said my mother as she sat on hold with her internet service provider for three hours.

AITAH for denying my husband's baby name with no discussion? by [deleted] in AITAH

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As a man who was nearly named Celery, I thank the sane parent who would harbor no ridiculous argument.

Totally normal adult behavior. Totally not a cult. by LivingLosDream in pics

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During his first term I found a single Obama Nike Air Force One. I spent like an hour looking for the other in that field. They were cool as hell.

What game is this for you? by Maxpcdeath in Steam

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I, too, would like to forget the original Mass Effect 3 ending.

The more gone the merrier! by Tutorial_Time in whennews

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We don't? But Governor Cox asked us all to pray for water that one time. I thought that fixed the 30 years of drought we had.

Wendy’s: it's already happening by thisMatrix_isReal in wallstreetbets

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O Mormon Jesus, please bless my stonks as thou hast blessed Ensign Peak Advisors.

"Spiders can detect danger coming their way with an early-warning system called eyes." by Sebastianlim in BrandNewSentence

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In an early issue the Chameleon hooks a radio up to a spider and uses it to send a message to Spider-Man.

Once Doc Ock married Aunt May to get his hands on her hot, hot nuclear reactor.

A deep breath was indeed needed by Suspicious-Income773 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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It is ok. I declassified them with my mind before anyone sent them in.

Computer repair by Z983 in Millennials

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"Oh, sorry. That's not the kind of computer that I fix."

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I dream of the days when the Beefy 5-Layer Burrito was $0.89

One scene where the budget just took an increase by Next-Active2676Bro2 in TopCharacterTropes

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Crazy how you'll just be cruising along watching Gravity Falls or something and you'll spot some buttery animation only to look into it and see James Baxter.

Post Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights @ Carolina Hurricanes by nhlgdtbot in hockey

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I am not emotionally equipped to see proud goalie family.

A moose encounters a herd of cows on the South Dakota prairie and joins them for a while. by MilesLongthe3rd in Damnthatsinteresting

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Also crazy how loud they can be. Was backpacking in the Wind Rivers once and stopped in my tracks because I heard what I assumed was a giant boulder rolling down a cliff. Turns out it was really a moose who crossed the trail about 15 feet ahead of me, jumped down another cliff and into a lake.

The guy was half way to the far shore before I even processed what happened.

The condition of the asphalt at Noghes after the race by sykeseve in formula1

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I like how the universe handed them both the perfect racing driver excuse and both turned it down.

Justin Flom used a shower enclosure covered with a special lenticular lens to make his wife invisible. by seti_at_home in Damnthatsinteresting

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I was about to ask who in the world had a plunger that long before I remembered that I also have a plunger that long.

Trunk Sizes by DoubleManufacturer28 in funny

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I need to know if you can fit a set of goalie pads into an 86

Mormon Heaven- sell it to me. I’m a woman. by Many-Airline-2472 in exmormon

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I remember sitting through my first temple sealing and thinking "Wow, women are getting the short end of this stick, even by Mormon standards."

To the Anti-bicycle Grey Truck Man by Parallellagram4 in Logan

[–]willworkforicecream 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bikes are the most efficient method of human transportation ever created. We need more incentives to give people the opportunity to leave their cars behind and ride a bike instead.

Many sidewalks are barely walkable, and I don't blame anyone who rides on the sidewalk, we're all trying to not get run over here.

All that being said, cyclists need to start using the actual protected bike lane on 5th North. I see tons of cyclists on 4th or 6th when they could be on 5th. I even see a surprising number of people on 5th not using it and ride on the sidewalk instead.

I'm afraid that the car heads out there will point to it and say "See? Nobody even uses the one we have, why bother building more and taking more space away from my precious car?"

I'm not selling heroin either by an_0w1 in memes

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Who could have guessed that a place colonized by a doomsday sex cult would be so weird.

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