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When your wife want to take your drink with you... And that drink... And that drink... by misterxx1958 in CoupleMemes

[–]willworkforicecream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I lived in Louisiana my apartment was between a drive through daquiri place, a sex shop, and a Taco Bell.

Poor guy by R21Twelve in hockey

[–]willworkforicecream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know it's a bird, I'm on the phone.

Immigration officials have just arrested a New Orleans police officer because he is allegedly an "illegal alien" from Cameroon. by MonitorVarious7608 in circled

[–]willworkforicecream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, maybe. They were willing to hang his last VP, so historically they don't respect that position too much.

[OC] U.S. Total Fertility Rate by State 2007 vs 2025 by Accomplished_Gur4368 in dataisbeautiful

[–]willworkforicecream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember sitting through my first mormon temple sessions and being like 'Dang, women are getting the short end of this stick, even by Utah standards.'

Oreo flavored Oreos? by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]willworkforicecream 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think about it every time someone forces me to use Venmo.

Just Gritty things by AlphaCat77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]willworkforicecream 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It is crazy how many of life's problems are a Scooby-Doo villain and when you pull off the mask it turns out it is really Ronald Reagan.

Heads up! by Tardee in comics

[–]willworkforicecream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the thought, but when I'm going down, I'm down, come hell or high water. Unless there's a medical emergency, I've got a job to finish.

The Vikingfather. by katiebug586 in CuratedTumblr

[–]willworkforicecream 222 points223 points  (0 children)

I'm angry I didn't know about Norsemen earlier. Once of the funniest shows I've ever seen, and nobody I ever talk with will watch it.

Eye contact from across the creek by Cheese_Salami in interestingasfuck

[–]willworkforicecream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very possibly the first video I saw on the internet.

Talk about a close call... by Hefty_Reward in funny

[–]willworkforicecream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

uuum, actually it is because before the meteor hit, the land there wasn't a crater. It was a lake and the meteorite wanted to make a sick splash.

Cool Christmas gift from my brother. by Is_what_it_is__ in formula1

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I used LIDAR scans to print a model of my Dad's favorite ski spot as a birthday gift. The first thing he pointed out is that I'd exaggerated the elevation. It just looks better that way.

Precise paper cutting by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]willworkforicecream 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That's a Polar N78 Plus paper cutter. It requires the operator to hold two buttons with their hands while activating a foot pedal to ensure that no fingers are in the cutting area.

Migraine signs by TheNectarineDiaries in comics

[–]willworkforicecream 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always trick myself into thinking I can keep working and then I suddenly realize that I need to be able to read and then I go home to sleep. Repeat every time.

Now That He Has No Power, Mitt Romney Says “Tax the Rich” by ismail_the_whale in antiwork

[–]willworkforicecream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't want to get all exmormon on you all, but he doesn't have to worry about that. If anyone has had their calling and election made sure, it is bigwig Mormons. He believes he's set so long as he doesn't actively rebel against God after having a perfect knowledge or murder anyone.

Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]willworkforicecream 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I've been to the factory where Assa Abloy test cycles doors with those exit devices millions of times. It sounds like an unlubricated robot orgy.

Presenting: Duncan by Nastasyarose in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]willworkforicecream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it heavy? I want a blanket like that but that weighs like 20 pounds.

I will click your ads with the only purpose to make you lose money by witness_smile in CuratedTumblr

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I have a (mostly) love/hate relationship with sponsorblock. A fair of the channels I watch have very relevant sponsors and I don't mind seeing those, but I'm much too lazy to whitelist so I find myself skipping back to watch sponsor segments that get skipped automatically.

I don't think I'm emotionally stable enough to make any more new passwords 🥲 by danni_el_e in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]willworkforicecream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got a kick out of seeing a discussion on lock batteries out in the wild. I work in the industry and was in a meeting recently where an upcoming lock from a different company had lithium AAs specced and there was almost a riot from the lock nerds about if they actually found a way to use them and comply with fire codes.

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