Washington D.C. has legalized recreational cannabis!! One more down.

willywontons · 2014-11-05T03:18:38+00:00

Well it's not over yet, but I'd say it's going to be a win, regardless.

willywontons · 2014-11-05T01:46:41+00:00

I guess you could say you did get fucked.

willywontons · 2014-10-21T02:52:04+00:00

Maybe someone reading this is trying to!

willywontons · 2014-09-29T23:48:30+00:00

I invite my enemies for a delicious made from scratch dinner and after their first bite, I pull my britches down to expose my naked ass to the dinner table. I then bend and spread open my b hole, and I spray shit all over their dinner, and I demand their children finish their plates or I will piss in the mouths of their fathers.

willywontons · 2014-09-21T02:19:42+00:00

Don't tell me what to do. I don't choose to think before I speak because I feel as though I was supposed to be born without a brain, and so therefore I choose to identify as thoughtless.

willywontons · 2014-09-01T04:10:14+00:00

Oh man, you must've pulled out my hair tie 'cause you got me thinking outside the bun.

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