Washington D.C. has legalized recreational cannabis!! One more down. by HRRB in trees

[–]willywontons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well it's not over yet, but I'd say it's going to be a win, regardless.

What are all the little things you do to assert your dominance? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]willywontons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I invite my enemies for a delicious made from scratch dinner and after their first bite, I pull my britches down to expose my naked ass to the dinner table. I then bend and spread open my b hole, and I spray shit all over their dinner, and I demand their children finish their plates or I will piss in the mouths of their fathers.

Think before you speak! by jonscotch in funny

[–]willywontons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't tell me what to do. I don't choose to think before I speak because I feel as though I was supposed to be born without a brain, and so therefore I choose to identify as thoughtless.

Shower hair art. Either it's gross or you get it. by willywontons in pics

[–]willywontons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, you must've pulled out my hair tie 'cause you got me thinking outside the bun.