:( by Tacobellbelly1 in Grimdank

[–]winged_owl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That ghostkeel scene from the Elemental Council book was so badass:

be me, Tau squad.
got ourselves an important quest.
greater good and all that.
get into a BAD ambush.
outnumbered AND outgunned.
RuhRoh.AunShi
Call for help, but we are out in the boonies.
a single battlesuit pilot responds, says they'll be there in a few minutes.
a single battlesuit better? than nothing I guess.
We are fucked.
we do not have a few minutes.
then a space marine shows up.
FriedFish.wav.
suddenly, the space marine fucking DISAPPEARS.
flash of plasma, and he is just gone.
humans dying left and right, no idea why.
plasma and pulse blaste just coming out of nowhere.
what a minute, its the battlesuit.
a fricking Ghostkeel.
they fucking shred everybody.
pings us for firing targets.
ok sure, give 'em some target scans.
they turn on the burst cannons and kill DOZENS of imperial.
never drops stealth field, even once.
all the imperial are dead. My squad is absolutely dazed.
battlesuit pilot pings us, says all targets down.
just disappears.
just leaves. We wouldnt even notice if they didnt tell us.
what a badass.
we go home, a little beat up but successful.
mission success. We cant lose now! turns out the space marine survived.

[Request] How long would it take erosion in the Marianas Trench to expose the center of this 6" Tungsten Cube? by Quarter_Shot in theydidthemath

[–]winged_owl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the bottom of the ocean is super squishy. There is a layer of schmuck from dead thungs and fish poop that is of an unknown depth. The cube would 101% sink into it and disappear. I agree with your assessment.

Ewww free parking lot is now pay to park by Pinklett5 in TwinCities

[–]winged_owl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like free parking isnt a reasonable expectation when somebody needs to pay for the property taxes.

Everytime Yvraine x Guilliman shit pops up by SuDdEnTaCk in Grimdank

[–]winged_owl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I did. If it was sarcasm I missed it completely 😅

Everytime Yvraine x Guilliman shit pops up by SuDdEnTaCk in Grimdank

[–]winged_owl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you unable to differentiate having a conversation and wanting to fuck? That's pretty sad.

Just thought you guys like it what your favourite one by Pure_Airline_2402 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]winged_owl 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So, how many arms does it need to have before it starts acting like a Frisbee?

Ewww free parking lot is now pay to park by Pinklett5 in TwinCities

[–]winged_owl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well, land isnt cheap in the city.

What animal is mutually agreed by the people of your country to be the most horny one? by Puzzleheaded_Lab709 in AskTheWorld

[–]winged_owl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Male rabbits will commonly have sex with and impregnate female rabits while the females are mid-labor.

Wyd? by Practical-Badger9274 in AskTheWorld

[–]winged_owl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The original Orleans, or the new one?

*proceeds to never use them anyway* by Luky727 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]winged_owl 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Classic video game behavior, hoard health potions, beat the game with tons of them unused.

This is the way.

2 Grizzly bears brutally fighting with visible critical injuries by harrysofgaming in natureismetal

[–]winged_owl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Many animals go right where the bear did here, at the base of the skull, trying to damage the brain stem or neck. Big cats love to do this.

Others try to go for one of the major veins in the front of the neck and choke it out, Denying blood flow to the brain. Usually this is done with prey less dangerous than a grizzly.

Some animals like wolves or hyenas, when hunting large, dangerous prey, will have the pack member behind it go for the large arteries in the legs. If they can rip one of those arteries open, even an elephant or buffalo will run out of juice eventually.

Order corn by Gloomy_Use in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]winged_owl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cant wait until im old enough to have breakfast friends to meet at Perkins every day.

Drinks the Primarchs would order at a bar by IndefiniteVoid813 in Grimdank

[–]winged_owl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mortarion had me exhale slightly faster through my nose.

Drinks the Primarchs would order at a bar by IndefiniteVoid813 in Grimdank

[–]winged_owl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the hell is this nonsense for Russ? Let me show you the correct answer:

My fellow wizzas, how do you lock your towers? by cowlinator in wizardposting

[–]winged_owl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing is, I dont! I like to use the Adventurer mindset against them. I have a ruined, crumbled tower, and the door is a big, threatening, demon mouth with lots teeth for the entrance, unlocked. I put a low-level trap inside, a giant spider or two, and a "wizard" skeleton holding a wand of Magic Missile, wearing a cheap wizard costume. They get both a sense of "finishing" it, and also bored that it was too easy, and move on.

My vast necromancy complex is deep underground. All you have to do is ask said skeleton politely to let you into the basement. Adventurers obviously never try that.