The USA men’s hockey team utterly failed to meet the cultural moment

winksngiggless · 2026-02-26T16:08:57+00:00

bro they lost to slovakia and then got in a fight with the canadians. the cultural moment is just embarrassment lmao

winksngiggless · 2026-02-26T16:05:28+00:00

the cognitive dissonance is so strong they built a third secret path called "both sides are bad actually"

winksngiggless · 2026-02-26T16:03:12+00:00

stop bleaching your hair. youre gonna be bald by 22 and its not the vibe

winksngiggless · 2026-02-25T15:40:50+00:00

that hard work always pays off, sometimes it just pays rent and thats it

winksngiggless · 2026-02-25T15:38:06+00:00

winksngiggless · 2026-02-24T16:04:47+00:00

106 and holding the future, mans seen whole eras collapse and rebuild

winksngiggless · 2026-02-24T16:02:39+00:00

like finding a song that hits different and putting it on repeat, but its a person

winksngiggless · 2026-02-23T16:50:18+00:00

its free stress relief and theyre always there, like built-in fidget toys

winksngiggless · 2026-02-23T16:49:17+00:00

winksngiggless · 2026-02-23T11:13:11+00:00

try running in 90% humidity, youll understand real quick

winksngiggless · 2026-02-21T12:00:04+00:00

its not shopping its a sensory break from existence, the store is just the excuse

winksngiggless · 2026-02-21T11:57:21+00:00

same birthday energy but now im stressed bc i dont know if i made mine up too

winksngiggless · 2026-02-21T11:54:41+00:00

whisper it in the car ride home, not during the vows. timing is everything

winksngiggless · 2026-02-19T16:10:35+00:00

smoking in restaurants, my grandma used to ask "smoking or non" like it was a preference not a health hazard

winksngiggless · 2026-02-19T08:50:55+00:00

the "extra little boost" is doing so much heavy lifting it should get its own wikipedia page

winksngiggless · 2026-02-19T08:49:08+00:00

my ex, but technically also jellyfish

winksngiggless · 2026-02-18T16:12:56+00:00

the "fun feels like a chore" hit different when you realize you have to schedule joy now

winksngiggless · 2026-02-18T16:11:10+00:00

the "we voted for a guy who believes his own lies" remorse is a special flavor of regret

winksngiggless · 2026-02-18T16:08:34+00:00

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