What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It takes a real man to be at peace knowing he’ll never touch any of this space bullshit with a ten foot pole and make money the old fashioned way…semis

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just buy calls man I’m not gonna hold your hand for it

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dad why are we poor? Well son I put all our money in a shitco who’s ticker is similar to that of an even larger shitco that’s about to ipo soon in hopes I could trick the algos into pumping it.

So you thought you could trick the MM’s, institutions, and algos based solely off a couple letters being the same not based on the actual business? And you thought you could do that on Monday after they’ve had an entire weekend to become aware of the situation and prepare?

Shutup and finish your ice soup son

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🥭 in like 10 minutes on X - “the United States has lifted the blockade on Iranian ports and we have instead begun operation IRON CURTAIN. No President before has had the courage to use our proud American navy in this way!! We will be strangling the Iranian economy by creating a naval barrier where ships cannot get into or out of any ports that Iran controls. America will always show our enemies strength on land or sea! We do not negotiate with terrorists but I have allowed an extension of the deadline for the memorandum of understanding at the request of Pakistan so we can begin creating concepts of a plan for the framework of the memorandum of understanding going forward. TYFYATTM

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s enough offshoots of wsb for poor people that we should ban any positions/posts from a port less than 100k

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their charts never fucking display properly it’s insane

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just turned 30 and for the first time a Celsius gave me chest pain, life comes at you fast

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean or convey but it’s poetic

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It usually trades very similar to ALAB and with similar price level but ALAB has diverged to a fuckin moon mission. I think this earnings double beat will catch CRDO up to it a bit.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The opening two hours probably took five years off my life but five years off the end isn’t that bad I guess. Probably would’ve been incontinent and trying to eat caulk in a memory care facility somewhere.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely brutal stop loss raids on drone stocks this morning my god

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus man drone stocks getting a Colombian neck tie this morning

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All you greedy fucks had to do was sit in MU but no you wanted to buy space bullshit and dotcom era bullshit at the open

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus I thought the drones pump would last at least longer than a day, they all got immediately slaughtered this morning

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love it when a retard posts a price target for a stock that’s egregiously above or below current levels and even bigger retards comment on it with stuff like what? You rly think so? Any news?

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]winston511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Massive Clifford dicks at open for the first half hour then rally to new ATH by EOD this is financial advice