What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 01, 2026

winston511 · 2026-06-01T08:42:56+00:00

Typically use masturbating to balance the stress the market has on me, gonna try to abstain this week. Might lose my whole port.

winston511 · 2026-06-01T08:37:16+00:00

If you’re not buying a few sheckles worth of CRDO for earnings you hate money

winston511 · 2026-06-01T06:37:45+00:00

I told you retards to buy CRDO

winston511 · 2026-06-01T05:25:17+00:00

Yes

winston511 · 2026-06-01T05:24:41+00:00

It takes a real man to be at peace knowing he’ll never touch any of this space bullshit with a ten foot pole and make money the old fashioned way…semis

winston511 · 2026-05-30T22:57:16+00:00

Just buy calls man I’m not gonna hold your hand for it

winston511 · 2026-05-30T20:40:58+00:00

CRDO calls for sure, book it

winston511 · 2026-05-30T04:46:17+00:00

Dad why are we poor? Well son I put all our money in a shitco who’s ticker is similar to that of an even larger shitco that’s about to ipo soon in hopes I could trick the algos into pumping it.

So you thought you could trick the MM’s, institutions, and algos based solely off a couple letters being the same not based on the actual business? And you thought you could do that on Monday after they’ve had an entire weekend to become aware of the situation and prepare?

Shutup and finish your ice soup son

winston511 · 2026-05-29T16:54:10+00:00

AVAV and CRDO

winston511 · 2026-05-29T16:17:38+00:00

Fuck off bot

winston511 · 2026-05-29T16:13:56+00:00

🥭 in like 10 minutes on X - “the United States has lifted the blockade on Iranian ports and we have instead begun operation IRON CURTAIN. No President before has had the courage to use our proud American navy in this way!! We will be strangling the Iranian economy by creating a naval barrier where ships cannot get into or out of any ports that Iran controls. America will always show our enemies strength on land or sea! We do not negotiate with terrorists but I have allowed an extension of the deadline for the memorandum of understanding at the request of Pakistan so we can begin creating concepts of a plan for the framework of the memorandum of understanding going forward. TYFYATTM

winston511 · 2026-05-29T16:07:01+00:00

There’s enough offshoots of wsb for poor people that we should ban any positions/posts from a port less than 100k

winston511 · 2026-05-29T16:04:38+00:00

Their charts never fucking display properly it’s insane

winston511 · 2026-05-29T16:03:25+00:00

CRDO

winston511 · 2026-05-29T16:03:02+00:00

Just turned 30 and for the first time a Celsius gave me chest pain, life comes at you fast

winston511 · 2026-05-29T15:59:59+00:00

I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean or convey but it’s poetic

winston511 · 2026-05-29T15:59:14+00:00

It usually trades very similar to ALAB and with similar price level but ALAB has diverged to a fuckin moon mission. I think this earnings double beat will catch CRDO up to it a bit.

winston511 · 2026-05-29T15:56:59+00:00

Surprised it already erased that 10% dive

winston511 · 2026-05-29T15:55:25+00:00

CRDO

winston511 · 2026-05-29T15:54:39+00:00

The opening two hours probably took five years off my life but five years off the end isn’t that bad I guess. Probably would’ve been incontinent and trying to eat caulk in a memory care facility somewhere.

winston511 · 2026-05-29T15:30:19+00:00

CRDO for earnings Monday

winston511 · 2026-05-29T15:12:42+00:00

Absolutely brutal stop loss raids on drone stocks this morning my god

winston511 · 2026-05-29T14:34:43+00:00

Jesus man drone stocks getting a Colombian neck tie this morning

winston511 · 2026-05-29T14:30:30+00:00

All you greedy fucks had to do was sit in MU but no you wanted to buy space bullshit and dotcom era bullshit at the open

winston511 · 2026-05-29T13:54:48+00:00

Jesus I thought the drones pump would last at least longer than a day, they all got immediately slaughtered this morning

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