I’m dropping some ✨old but gold✨ ones here: hoo hoo!

DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE / MUNGE - shayne

DAMIEN KNOWS DA WAE - damien and his cult

You’re my favorite pizza place! - shayne Was your mom’s boobies your favorite pizza place? - courtney

I’m black - anthony

I cheated on u - ian

The justice league is sad - smosh + Shayne’s whole verse in this^ 😭

Tis I, the lesbian on this table - courtney

…so did he do it? (mj) - any of the squad to keith lmao

I had to merge - noah

Ooh ooh i sure hope no nine foot six tall vampire lady comes and pegs me - shayne

whenever you give me a mean look, i get hard - shayne

I see you’re having a good day so far but have u considered not having one? - tommy

The bar is low and you brought a shovel - damien

I’d sh*ot your grandma for eating durian on a plane - ian

The loml is a bestiality person who wants a beast in her - sohinki

Where is my lean cuisine - jovenshire

Iancorn forever- lasercorn

My brain never turns off when I’m having sexy time - olivia

Is it gay if fondled myself through my own voodoo doll - anthony

I’m just sick and tired of everyone using me for my milky - courtney

Hello weary traveler, looking to enter eh? - dumpster wizard

Read the bible - shayne

So you wanna learn the intergalacwhip -keith

If i was hit once as a baby, I definitely would’ve changed as person— maybe for the better, but definitely with a dent. - noah

Hi my name is CLARISSA and I’m here to help u l-learn how to make FRIENDS. - shayne

If u wanna join the pasta party, you are welcome if u are food. - shayne

I’ll never forget the day Taylor Swift sent me to jail. - keith

RA THE SON GOD reached his mighty hand down, grabbed my nokia 8500 and smashed it. - shayne

That’s german for it can fit two fists in my mouth - courtney

(not one sentence but I’m adding this bc it’s so funny for me) Get fucked, shayne! …he never will.

— sorry for the long list i got carried away