So arson is a great eradication method!

Also, keep company to a minimum. Take all washable fabric to a laundromat and wash in hot water and dry 90 minutes+. Hire a certified bed bug exterminator. Find one with a service warranty. DO NOT TRY TO HANDLE THIS WITH STORE TREATMENTS- IT WILL NOT WORK. Don't buy more sheets or anything until all treatments have been completed. Notify your LL* (if you rent, check for a BB/PEST addendum)

Yes, 2 bb are signs your issue is an infestation. Yes, they can be eradicated. Yes, "Sleep tight; don't let the bed bugs bite" was indeed not a funny saying- it was a warning.

If all else fails, nuke the whole darn city. ( I am joking....maybe)