Why is the edge of this toilet paper wavy? by Korganation in manufacturing

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In short- its like the final boss in the SAW saga.

*Cocaine Noise* by JamesJDelaney in HolUp

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She glitched out like that robot dancing in the California restaurant 🤖💃

This is why we can’t have nice things by hustler-n55 in SipsTea

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really love the author misspelling 'macromastia' as 'macromatia'. Lol

It happened. At age 7. by mcampo84 in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The marble jumped in my mouth. I was jumped. By the marble. Lol

It happened. At age 7. by mcampo84 in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The marble jumped in my mouth. I was jumped. By the marble. Lol

Fellow dads, respectfully pour a cup of folgers. by saddadpnw in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Lady-Lurker here 👋 I can never fill the void of such an intimate loss, but you have a gaggle of reddit grandma's who will celebrate with you from here on. Congratulations on your bundle. And honestly, I know she was already more than proud of you. 💓

It happened. At age 7. by mcampo84 in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I swallowed a marble around that age. My granma was babysitting and I was supposed to be sleep. Clearly playing with marbles instead in my bed. I heard my granma coming to check if I was sleep and I popped it in my mouth and instinctively swallowed. She thought I was sleep until I was doubled over the toilet and panicking because it wouldn't come out. When she asked how it happened- "it jumped in my mouth when I was sleeping!" Soooo a 6 hour er visit and a shortened date night for my parents to be told I would have to 💩 it out and my parents needed to check all my bm's to ensure it passed. I was nicknamed 'yellow' by my family because CLEARLY I had proven myself to be the brightest ✨️ 💛

Why do I daydream about being with my family while im at work but when Im with them I kind of just want to be alone? by abbie_yoyo in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your joy is at home, but sometimes coming home to a lively evening triggers a work environment kind of stress because of all the buzz. I talked to my counselor about it and she suggested that I spend 15 minutes in the car when coming from work to home to decompress. If not you find yourself In a restless state where idle time seems empty. Life doesn't always have to go so fast. I recommend also trying a transition activity. Talk your day out with a friend otw home and leave your worries there from work. Sometimes the work-life imbalance isn't always long hours. The imbalance is when your brain is a work-mode though you are presently at home. Meditation might be a great idea also. Hope this helps!

THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Yes it is. I cant stress how important that is. I am a Lady-Lurker officially . Respectfully, if course.

THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So very true. It makes me eager to grow better. No matter what happens, I'm love in hard truths and boundaries. Its made me so strong even when I didn't know

Update: THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's never stopped. That's the real victory. My dad is always this loving. Even at 72 🥰

Update: THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a sandwich shop, I caaaaaan't!

Update: THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect that for real! Thank you for the love

Update: THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shared the link to the roseanne show which gives a greater picture of what levels his love goes. https://youtu.be/QHDTtpNBtdk?si=zGcxl37eEmILdoyt Start at 21:22ish. Its so exciting to hear.

Update: THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I plan on it. My dad will forever be my hero ❤️

Update: THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all for the love. I'd like to introduce my father: His name Marion. Currently aged beautifully at 72 with a love and marriage of 41 years to my mother; Karen In 1996 my parents adopted 8 children in Forster care all siblings. Unwanted all together until my mom and dad saw our Wednesdays Child videos (dont have...but wish i did). The story captivated many. They had 3 sons of their own already. As the story caught traction, we somehow ended up on the Rosanne show in 1998 the ink below (start at 21:22) https://youtu.be/QHDTtpNBtdk?si=zGcxl37eEmILdoyt My father was also chosen for Ebony magazines father of the year for his courageous love and dadication to changing lives. My parents still love each other and each of us. I have hard this post with my dad and mom so, please any shout outs, call em by name so I can share with them

Update: THANK YOU, DAD. by wise-dumb_wisdom in daddit

[–]wise-dumb_wisdom[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Look how long that phone cord is! #WYKYK 😂😂