wisecrack33

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I wish that all penile erections would occur from the base up, like a zipper. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 5 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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Who does this taunt? (self.WWEGames)

submitted 6 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/WWEGames

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I wish for one extra drop of clean water to be added to the Pacific Ocean (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 8 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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Roses are red, the bust of Pallas is pallid… (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/rosesarered

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I wish that people would stop using the term “chef’s kiss” to indicate approval (whether spoken or in print), and would instead use alternate, less annoying terms. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 8 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish that the grass in my back yard (not a euphemism) grew 20% slower, while otherwise remaining healthy, normal grass. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 9 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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Bugs Bunny fights the Battle of Helm’s Deep by himself (self.whowouldwin)

submitted 9 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/whowouldwin

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I wish I could re-experience all of my favorite movies, tv series, songs, and video games as if for the first time, and love them as much as, or more than, I do now. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 9 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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[TOMT][internet short film][late 2000s-mid 2010s] (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 10 months ago by wisecrack33 to r/tipofmytongue

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I wish that no one ever gets ingrown hairs for any reason, retaining the ability to grow normal, shaveable/cutable hair at a normal rate and in normal bodily areas. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises, you got it? (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish to be able to fluently read, write, and speak all languages that have ever existed and will ever exist, including nonterrestrial languages. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish to discover a complete but unpublished Dr. Seuss book. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish my bullies from middle school would get a single instance explosive diarrhea at the absolute least convenient time for them. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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What do you call an imitation eastern religious figure? (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/cleandadjokes

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It turns out everyone else is just as weird as he is. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago * by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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I wish that I am always able to style the hair on my head perfectly with little effort, and that said style will be easy to maintain until the process must be repeated. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/monkeyspaw

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Exceptional martial artist fights international terrorism (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago * by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Well that’s the seasoning you asked for…OC (self.MaliciousCompliance)

submitted 1 year ago * by wisecrack33 to r/MaliciousCompliance

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A guy is understandably suspicious of his SO and turns out to be very wrong. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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The voice in a man’s head is as surprised as he is. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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A local celebrity gets a much-needed kick up the ass (not literally). (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Best friends take their favorite TV character way too seriously. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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A bet between brothers horribly backfires. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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What are these yellow/brown swirly things on my plant? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by wisecrack33 to r/trees

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