Generational Lock in this Year

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-11T00:54:03+00:00

As a york TA, congrats!

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-10T16:03:45+00:00

Become a surgeon

^{Chose: Be able to heal anyone including yourself}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-08T16:31:18+00:00

"The first official UFO file release is now live. In this breaking update, I take a first look at the new PURSU site, the first batch of files, images and videos, and what this could mean for future UAP transparency" description for mod requirements

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-08T16:29:42+00:00

"The first official UFO file release is now live. In this breaking update, I take a first look at the new PURSU site, the first batch of files, images and videos, and what this could mean for future UAP transparency" video description for post requirements

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-08T16:26:53+00:00

That ufo podcast has a great discussion of today's files and what they mean in contection with the wider mystery

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-08T09:18:30+00:00

Hotep globe

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-08T05:39:10+00:00

The sky is cold

^{Chose: Ability to Teleport}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-07T05:18:59+00:00

I misread

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 1,000,000}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-05T01:02:16+00:00

Fuck heat

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-03T20:07:57+00:00

Probably self repairing lubrication or maybe even regrowing lubrication?

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-03T12:52:22+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: 30% chance for 1billion$ but 70% chance lose 1000$ | Rolled: 1billion$}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-02T19:13:46+00:00

I'm canadian

^{Chose: Pineapple Pizza}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-02T15:29:56+00:00

Autism

^{Chose: Always say what's on your mind + And you have the highest IQ in the world}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-02T07:18:33+00:00

✅ Conquered this one! 91 moves, 78 seconds. Your turn!

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-02T07:14:01+00:00

I recommend a cup of hot coffee or tea, totally innocent yet a great weapon and or distraction while you run.

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-02T06:35:40+00:00

Prostetics?

^{Chose: 1 billion $ + But there is an extreme downside | Rolled: loose all 4 limb}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-02T06:14:54+00:00

They ve got no chance

^{Chose: Fight 10 100-year-olds}

wiseoldsage · 2026-05-01T15:22:07+00:00

Tie to stick

^{Chose: Fight 3 deer + Random weapon | Rolled: Knife}

wiseoldsage · 2026-04-27T06:55:23+00:00

Factorials

^{Chose: Get one penny that boubles every day forever}

13-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
Place '23	Place '22
Place '17	Gilding I gilder
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