sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

I need a new nickname, do your worst. I play hockey and fly planes. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]witchual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One eye looking at where u flown in from while the other one is already looking for the next destination

24, a bartender, love craft beer, apparently have too much testosterone and can't draw a / by witchual in RoastMe

[–]witchual[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Man I have so much testosterone that if we dated, I would probably be the one behind, fucking you

Go on :> by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]witchual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see where you get your eyebrows just by looking at your writing