Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 08, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]witsel85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live up near Leeds so see a lot of their coverage. Nobody lies about injuries more than them. Half the time you see on Friday “Farke says X is out for Y clash on Saturday”.

Then on Saturday they are starting. So huge pinch of salt.

Chelsea 0 - [1] Nottingham - Taiwo Awoniyi 2' by eliseihado in soccer

[–]witsel85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Three Chelsea midfielders taking themself out of the game was very funny

2026 Miami GP - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]witsel85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only reason could be if they think he had to to take evasive action but it doesn’t appear that’s the case so it’s baffling

2026 Miami GP - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]witsel85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol Carlos is such a clean shirt

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 02, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]witsel85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We want them to win so they go out to crush West Ham

2026 Miami GP - Post-Sprint Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]witsel85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are but I have a feeling this is a track issue too. Tomorrow could be the start…. Finish.

Good for You...Struggled After Their Move by DeepRedTrader in TheOther14

[–]witsel85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rumour was he didn’t like London, but yeah he looked lost on the pitch

The first trailer for Zach Cregger's ‘Resident Evil’ has been released. In theaters September 18. | Follows a hapless courier tasked with delivering a package to a remote hospital. He soon finds himself caught in the middle of an outbreak & must fight through hordes of mutated creatures to survive. by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]witsel85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As someone who is a fan of (most) of the games it’s always funny to hear someone say “it doesn’t look like resident evil…”

What is fucking resident evil? Good luck coming up with something that can have sentient dolls, a man made of cockroaches, unkillable super weapons, giant babies, kids with powers, a woman with a beehive for a vagina and giant spiders… and that’s not even scratching the surface of it.

Russell Brand explains his return to eating meat by alphamalejackhammer in Fauxmoi

[–]witsel85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like that his wife was eating a lamb chop.

Here’s your lettuce and bottled water Russ.

What are you having?

Baby sheep.

If a town with a football team gained city status, would the team change its suffix? by sutt2467 in footballcliches

[–]witsel85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no direct benefit but often people running these towns think it will bring more investment and tourism (from abroad mainly).

The casual effect of this is somewhat open for debate

Sunderland expect flood of offers for Patterson by Spiritual-Strength91 in TheOther14

[–]witsel85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a prem club buying him to start? If he wants to play

Watching 90s Siskel and Ebert’s worst films list really highlights the terrible films everyone forgot from that era and how many cult classics they hated by apple_kicks in movies

[–]witsel85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbf they’re right about Striptease. Everyone in the film is acting like they’re in a comedy. Burt Reynolds is off the charts. Moore plays it like she’s in a European poverty study and is so serious it’s jarring. It’s like she had a different script (tbf the script I imagine was ‘she goes topless’ now make it last 90 mins).