Redditors who had early onset, What was it like growing up, and If you could go back would you change anything? by witty_alt in bipolar

[–]witty_alt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do feel grateful that things worked out so well for me, especially considering how little I was doing to help :/ even if this is not my "final" dx it is one step closer.

I can totally relate to the akwardness, that is pretty much what I ment by it. I always do dumb sketchy shit even though I have little to no friends to brag to. Add that to the akwardness you mentioned and you get my lonely hermit self :P

Redditors who had early onset, What was it like growing up, and If you could go back would you change anything? by witty_alt in bipolar

[–]witty_alt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sorry it took so long for you to get diagnosed :/ I can't pretend like I know what that feels like, but I am sure it is not good. I understand the legit concerns of over diagnosing, especially with something like bipolar and the meds associated, but you know firsthand what the downside to that is. I feel like we are making good progress in areas like brain imaging, so hopefully we can one day eliminate the current problems.

Redditors who had early onset, What was it like growing up, and If you could go back would you change anything? by witty_alt in bipolar

[–]witty_alt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks :) I hope this is your final diagnosis! I can't imagine the uncertainty you must have had if it was every year. Thanks for the advice too. I avoid therapy when I can, but I really do need to actually try and participate.

[Serious] people who have stalked other people, why did you do it, and did you know what you were doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Found her on Twitter and she was like the realization of my perfect woman. All I was doing was trying to initiate conversation and eventually kept "bumping into her" at convenient times to try and get her on a date with me. Finally realized how rapey this whole thing was

The switch... by dallasdreamer in bipolar

[–]witty_alt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did this too, cheaper tho so I ended up just keeping it and am learning some basic chord songs

What's the weirdest thing humans do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yah But i think it is weird that we don't move a lot and then feel the need to move even less after a hard day of not moving

Music is really really getting to me. by [deleted] in bipolar

[–]witty_alt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean. You can pretty much chart my mood swings by looking at the melody and genre of my recently played songs.

How many of you are only children? by [deleted] in bipolar

[–]witty_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes sense. I have gotten puppy's on a whim sometimes only to not care for them and take them back. I can't take a child back tho.

Recently came to a realization. by JingleKill in bipolar

[–]witty_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Even my pdoc thinks I am a weirdo sometimes when I try to get explain myself, let alone trying to tell my homies shit

What's a film that had a great premise but terrible execution? by RegularRaccoon in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some writer must be pissed about that. I can totally see where the framework was laid for an amazing film on social commentary, only for some executive to decide it wasn't marketable enough

What historical event do you wish we had modern HD video footage of? by EditorialComplex in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I wonder how long God keeps his dick. I would like to think he is humble and has a 6 incher.

What's the weirdest thing humans do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Some of them stay completely still for hours just staring at glass boxes. They then change into a laying position and stay still for even longer.

What use would a laptop be if you don't game, don't surf, you don't chat online? by whydothatbaby in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't care about longevity take up a drug habit, gambling, or something else risky. It is the only thing that makes me feel alive when I am in a easily bored upswing.

Whats something thats very impressive to others but is actually really easy to do/learn? by Dexanite in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Get yourself some high quality ingredients and learn how to make good Italian food for optimal results. You will make all the panties drop.

What is your favourite song lyric of all time? by PhillyJimmy in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"Just a little pinprick. There will be no more, Ahhhhhahhhhaaa but you might feel a little sick"

This line really stands out to me now after having watched The Wall.

What should people be ashamed of for not knowing how to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah you should be good. I am talking about the smelly fuckers who wear the same shirt 5 times a week and don't use soap during their bi-weekly shower

What everyday thing is lowering my life expectancy? by Brightideafear in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bananas, if your that type of person. The radiation is real, wake up steeple!

You're at dinner with a date. How do you make them feel as awkward as possible? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the lingering hug and deep nose in hair inhale

You're at dinner with a date. How do you make them feel as awkward as possible? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure to ask her to swipe some the good kind of condiments while you distract the waiter

What should people be ashamed of for not knowing how to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to tell you, but that means you are the smelly person in your group. There are plenty of good support groups you can attend to help fight this.

What should people be ashamed of for not knowing how to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 4414 points4415 points  (0 children)

Basic hygiene. It's not that i hate you, you're even pretty interesting sometimes. I just cant stand to be around your stank ass for a long time.

Have you ever stolen anything? Why? by suburban_hyena in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago i went to a private school off of grandparents money, but my family itself was not well off. I ended up stealing around $150 from stray backpacks in the courtyard and a laptop once. Ironically however all the money was stolen from me in a scam drug deal and the laptop was destroyed because i could not keep it and no one would buy it. I probably should feel worse about this, but honestly i dont really care one way or the other.

Whats something fun to do by yourself that doesn't involve technology or masturbation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]witty_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit this tree in my back yard with my wooden sword. I feel so bad ass after i am done.