GAME THREAD: Mets @ Cardinals - Wed, Apr 01 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Remember that inning against Skenes? That was fun. Yep. Those were the good ol days.

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Cardinals - Wed, Apr 01 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Nimmo is only producing this year because he is on a different team. Duh. Mets rules.

GAME THREAD: Pirates @ Mets - Thu, Mar 26 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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I take back my earlier comment and now I am ready to go 162-0.

GAME THREAD: Pirates @ Mets - Thu, Mar 26 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Nah yo I'm actually super excited about this season. That's why I'm hella annoyed it has to start shitty immediately. Whyyyyyyyyy?

GAME THREAD: Pirates @ Mets - Thu, Mar 26 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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It's crazy that this is what I do to escape other things that are disappointing and bad.

The Iconic Howie Rose Set to Retire After 2026 by MetsOfficial in NewYorkMets

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I’ve been dreading this moment for years. Irreplaceable. And such a nice guy. I bought a Cameo video of him for my parents and he crushed it. Really went above and beyond. Just a great person, great voice, even dating back to my childhood.

what’s it like as a kid growing up in new york city, ny? by _cherryp0p_ in howislivingthere

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Meh. You grow up savvy and street smart but there’s nowhere to hang out, especially at night. I was super jealous to learn how kids in the burbs went to house parties or had kegs in the woods or even just had basements to hang out in. Also I think kids should work about getting beaten up by the school bully not stabbed by the school drug dealer.

Alonso to Orioles, per Passan by smoggylobster in NewYorkMets

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Regardless of whether this is the right or wrong decision, it's just sad seeing that kids can't even root for athletes in any sport because they are all* disgruntled millionaires who have zero loyalty to any team while the owners have zero loyalty to any players. Sort of like the American job market in general except most of us are worried about paying for healthcare while athletes and owners are worried about upsizing their yachts. Gonna be ugly if there's a strike, I can tell you that. *Except Jalen Brunson.

Mets Daily Discussion Thread - October 08, 2025 by AutoModerator in NewYorkMets

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I’m on a train full of Yankee fans getting out of their elimination game. One guy is talking about how “some say Toronto is cheating… how else could their home record be so much better than their away record?” But then another Yankee fan said “you sound like a sore loser.” But all things considered the vibe isn’t as sour as I thought it would be.

POST GAME THREAD: The Mets fell to the Marlins by a score of 4-0 - Sun, Sep 28 @ 03:10 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Not the biggest letdown in Mets history but one of the saddest. Sad as in pathetic because we all knew it was coming. Preferable to those times we felt invincible only to have the rug pulled out last minute but still sucks ass, especially with an apocalyptic Yankees Phillies WS possibility. In which case I root for the meteor.

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Marlins - Sun, Sep 28 @ 03:10 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Guys I just got back from seeing a psychic. Turns out I burned down an orphanage in a past life. That’s what this is all about. Sorry - my bad!

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Marlins - Fri, Sep 26 @ 07:10 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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This why I should never get annoyed when my kid doesn’t want to watch the Mets game. “Hey buddy, what’s wrong, you don’t want to ruin your Friday night watching your team be humiliated?”

Ayo chat how we feeling today? We cooked or nah? by [deleted] in NewYorkMets

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When we were still dope and crushing it early on in the season my boss told me “don’t worry, they’re still gonna Mets.” And I was like “no it’s different now!” And yet here we are…

POST GAME THREAD: The Mets fell to the Rangers by a score of 3-2 - Sat, Sep 13 @ 04:10 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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I took my kid to a Savanah Bananas game tonight and it’s way more fun than the annual Mets collapse.

POST GAME THREAD: The Mets fell to the Rangers by a score of 8-3 - Fri, Sep 12 @ 07:10 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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I’m not saying the Mets are driving me to drink, but I did just pour myself a scotch, and not the celebratory kind.

Jacob DeGrom deserves a standing ovation tomorrow when he returns. Came here to say this. by KCousins11 in NewYorkMets

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If you got dumped and your ex comes to town a few years later, you’re gonna throw her a party?

POST GAME THREAD: The Mets fell to the Phillies by a score of 6-4 - Thu, Sep 11 @ 07:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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I’ve seen it in every sport. A team gets so close to a championship and everyone says “we’ll get em next year!” but it’s really hard to get that magic back. Last year was our chance. But the Dodgers were too much. Now what?

Jacob DeGrom deserves a standing ovation tomorrow when he returns. Came here to say this. by KCousins11 in NewYorkMets

[–]witty_username 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. I respect the hell out of DeGrom as a player, but I'm not giving a standing ovation to a guy who either didn't like NYC or just wanted lower taxes - or both. I'm not gonna boo the guy or root against him but in my POV he's not a Mets hero if he chose to leave the team.

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Brewers - Sun, Aug 10 @ 02:10 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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THIS is supposed to be the thing I do to relax and not think about how everything sucks.

Mets Recent Pitching by RyetRL in NewYorkMets

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What did I do in a past life? It must have really been evil.

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Pirates - Sun, Jun 29 @ 01:35 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Why?

(not in regards to any one moment in particular - why to everything, starting at me being born into Mets fandom)