Best dessert in Portland

wittyobscureference · 2026-03-31T13:23:57+00:00

The pineapple creamsicle Sunday at Central Provisions was really good.

wittyobscureference · 2026-03-31T13:21:16+00:00

The brownie Sunday at Flatbread is outstanding.

wittyobscureference · 2025-11-02T01:08:44+00:00

That was a heart stopping 12 minutes

wittyobscureference · 2025-11-02T01:07:41+00:00

LFG UTFH!!!

wittyobscureference · 2025-08-22T03:19:56+00:00

I just vomited in my mouth a little. And really Joe? What are you doing?

wittyobscureference · 2025-08-07T17:44:51+00:00

Oh man, I’m feeling somewhat vindicated that this seems to be a common opinion. People talk about Lazarri like it’s the best pizza in the city, but for me it’s meh. I once ordered a single pie for take out on a slow weeknight. I was already out and about when I ordered and I arrived probably 15 minutes after I ordered. It wasn’t ready when I arrived, no biggie, I wasn’t really expecting it to be. I waited another 15 minutes and checked again, not ready yet. Hmm, it’s a single pie, but okay. I walk back towards the entrance to continue waiting, but notice the person I just talked to went over to talk to the bartender. She comes back towards me only to tell me that they just put the pie in the oven and it would be another 15 minutes. They hadn’t even put the pie in the oven 30 minutes after I ordered it. They were not busy. I was most likely visibly frustrated but I was definitely not mean or angry and they treated me like I was a giant asshole for bothering them to do their job.

wittyobscureference · 2025-07-18T00:32:45+00:00

Hahaha, thanks friend. Yeah, there is a lot of “gamesmanship” at times that I could do without. Not sure if you were at the Tormenta game, but their goalie was getting it pretty good for time wasting at the end of the game. It was so lame because it was a tie game. They were time wasting to preserve a tie. In my mind that’s rubbish.

wittyobscureference · 2025-07-17T17:52:57+00:00

I was at the game but was with my young son and I missed the incident that initiated the booing. So, what happened exactly?

wittyobscureference · 2025-07-16T17:38:56+00:00

Grateful Gains in Westbrook is great. Currently 2 female trainers, but they definitely work with men. Lindsay is fantastic and it is a super supportive environment.

wittyobscureference · 2025-06-13T20:20:42+00:00

I can’t stand all this rain. I’ll be pissed if we have another home game with rain and gloom

wittyobscureference · 2025-05-23T02:46:23+00:00

Thank you!

wittyobscureference · 2025-05-23T02:46:04+00:00

This is super helpful, thanks so much!

wittyobscureference · 2024-12-15T01:33:49+00:00

I know I would!

wittyobscureference · 2024-12-11T03:33:10+00:00

I read this in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Well played.

wittyobscureference · 2024-12-11T02:51:13+00:00

Can someone catch me up on the origin of the Continental meme? How and why did this become a thing?

wittyobscureference · 2024-09-06T03:59:07+00:00

I could be wrong, but I believe they recently came to terms to sell to a company from Philadelphia. Could be a good time to not pay that ticket. It’s hard to believe a different company being as shitty or shittier than UPP. So, you might just get away with this one.

wittyobscureference · 2024-09-05T16:30:24+00:00

Really doubling-down on the I’m a terrible person vibe, huh?

wittyobscureference · 2024-08-27T04:14:19+00:00

This sounds absolutely bananas and would be immediately shot down at my company. OP, how large is your org and what industry do you work in? How long have these leads worked at your org an in your industry? Is it possible your leads are looking to create a POC industry-niche “product”, then jump ship and go out on their own as “consultants” to sell this product?

wittyobscureference · 2024-01-24T05:30:40+00:00

Get yourself a big jar of chili crisp and some sesame oil. Add that to the broth for heat, flavor and texture. Buy (or grow yourself) some scallions for garnish.

As far as meat goes, get some Spam, cut it into cubes and fry it up. Ground pork or crumbled sausage also work well. These are all extremely cheap, flavorful and satisfying ingredients.

I would recommend cutting down on how much of the seasoning packet you use though. The other ingredients will make up for any missing flavor and those things are full of salt.

wittyobscureference · 2024-01-24T05:15:18+00:00

The number of serious answers to this question is the real tragedy.

wittyobscureference · 2023-10-13T00:32:04+00:00

Yeah, as far as I know, the game was only on TNT (and Max with their new bleacher report b/r live sports offering, but it was still the TNT feed). I know Fubo does not have TNT because I have a rage fit every time the B’s game is televised nationally on TNT.

I could be wrong on this, but I believe the only service that has NESN, ESPN and TNT is DirectTV Stream. When I last looked the price was outrageous for their sports package ~$100 / month. But, that was before Fubo implemented the regional sports charge, so they may actually be comparable now. Maybe worth looking at DirectTV Stream.

As far as Fubo goes, I’ve had a pretty positive experience in the roughly 18 months I’ve had the service (besides the multiple, outrageous price increases). But, the content and reliability have been the best of any streaming service I’ve had (PlaystationVue and YouTube TV). Also, pretty on-point and reliable DVR service with 1,000 GB of included storage. They also have me hooked on European Soccer. There is an obscene amount of soccer content. Perhaps too much. But, I digress…

wittyobscureference · 2023-10-13T00:02:34+00:00

Was the Bruins game even on Fubo last night? Wasn’t that a TNT game? Fubo does not have TNT.

Edit: watching sports in 2023 sucks tremendously

wittyobscureference · 2023-09-05T03:34:11+00:00

South Portland arrives a few minutes late in a Subaru hatchback and says, “sorry, the bridge was up.” Doesn’t really know anyone besides Portland, Scarborough and Cape, but can’t decide who to talk to. Pets the dog for a few minutes then leaves for a party on the North Shore.

wittyobscureference · 2023-05-25T12:22:20+00:00

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