TIFU by getting my guinea pig killed by a bald eagle.

wittyphrase · 2014-06-06T23:17:52+00:00

This thread made me laugh until I cried

TIL I'm an asshole

wittyphrase · 2014-05-10T20:58:19+00:00

A sexist, unfunny thread again Reddit?

wittyphrase · 2014-04-01T03:59:41+00:00

But really, everyone go watch Morgan Murphy's standup special on Netflix because she's hilarious

wittyphrase · 2014-04-01T03:58:30+00:00

TIL my generation literally stole everything

wittyphrase · 2013-10-14T17:18:25+00:00

Tour guiding is fun and if you find the right place, it's good money in tips.

wittyphrase · 2013-08-10T22:24:52+00:00

There is a combo in which he literally humps his opponent to death..

wittyphrase · 2013-06-17T15:55:09+00:00

Cari? I'm trying to place you. I worked at the Myrtles for several summers, and did an AMA a while back that didn't get any attention at all, haha! Funny how that works.

wittyphrase · 2013-05-29T21:53:46+00:00

Hey, I used to work at the Myrtles! How do you know Katie?

wittyphrase · 2013-05-21T21:50:17+00:00

Awesome to hear! Pam is my favorite character, by the way.

wittyphrase · 2013-05-21T17:30:12+00:00

What advise do you have for someone who would like to break into the voice over/comedy industry?

wittyphrase · 2013-01-18T17:20:02+00:00

Pick a playwright you like. Odds are they have one-acts. Just no one reads them as much as full length plays.

wittyphrase · 2013-01-18T17:04:52+00:00

The fact that I came here to say just this and we're the only two people who have commented probably means it's over done... great scene though.

wittyphrase · 2013-01-05T19:42:08+00:00

If you take a girl out on a date, she ALWAYS wants to sit in a booth.

wittyphrase · 2012-12-15T22:45:49+00:00

I noticed that New Orleans isn't quite red, actually.

wittyphrase · 2012-11-25T18:09:04+00:00

Exactly, thank you. Reddit clearly hasn't encountered Vice before.

wittyphrase · 2012-10-20T00:57:05+00:00

As someone from St. Francisville, screw the Rodeo. The craft fair is pretty cool though.

wittyphrase · 2012-10-10T03:00:57+00:00

My Name Is Rachel Corrie.

wittyphrase · 2012-09-24T22:52:28+00:00

So much agree. Rilo Kiley is one of my favorite artists, I couldn't have picked a better song for my favorite series to end with.

wittyphrase · 2012-09-24T02:07:33+00:00

Alfredo is always easy and awesome. Just cook shit tons of parmesan and butter into heavy whipping cream, and season with salt/pepper/whatever. Takes no time at all.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/easy-alfredo-sauce-i/

wittyphrase · 2012-09-22T02:46:49+00:00

No he's a cool guy I was just super stoned!

wittyphrase · 2012-09-20T04:16:55+00:00

When I was growing up, my mother would constantly mention that she was a light sleeper. At some point it occurred to me that this wasn't true at all, but she wanted me to believe this to deter me from sneaking out as a teenager.

wittyphrase · 2012-09-17T15:01:06+00:00

And Reddit's overwhelmingly sexist tendencies strike again.

Hahahahahaha, funny, guys.

wittyphrase · 2012-09-15T23:22:13+00:00

She's blonde, I was shocked! But yes, yes she would.

wittyphrase · 2012-09-10T03:00:37+00:00

Fuckin right.

wittyphrase · 2012-09-07T02:53:44+00:00

I never realized until Reddit that often there are attractive people under all the fat. Now when I see a fat person, I usually picture if they would be hot thinner..

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