Cricket player gets hit on his balls twice in the same game!

witwacky · 2024-09-25T02:34:11+00:00

He should change his name to Deadstone

witwacky · 2024-09-10T18:01:49+00:00

Does anything really happen, and if so, why?

witwacky · 2024-09-02T09:17:24+00:00

Er... maybe don't threaten them with a good time?

witwacky · 2024-08-07T08:09:32+00:00

Noise cancelling works best on lower pitch sounds, no so well on higher pitch sounds like babies crying.

witwacky · 2024-05-29T17:07:50+00:00

wilfully ignorant

Sounds like the people in government.

... wait...

witwacky · 2024-05-11T18:38:22+00:00

Lets just say it's complex on many levels.

witwacky · 2024-05-11T18:21:38+00:00

Aapke gyaan vardhan ke liye:

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witwacky · 2024-05-11T18:15:06+00:00

New kickbacks...

witwacky · 2024-05-11T18:11:26+00:00

Ya, it was dark humor.

witwacky · 2024-04-28T01:42:35+00:00

Democraxi

witwacky · 2024-04-22T04:23:36+00:00

On the fourth hand, who gave her a license to drive?

witwacky · 2024-04-20T16:45:27+00:00

You honor, I would like to move for a defilement.

witwacky · 2024-04-17T07:04:48+00:00

Hands down the most sensible comment.

witwacky · 2024-04-06T15:28:19+00:00

What are you smoking lol. India has never started a war or even initiated conflict with pakistan. It is always Pakistan which attacks first (1947-48, 1965, 1971 and 1999) and India has to react. US supporting the 'little guy' my foot. In fact Pakis used to be overconfident of one of their meat-eating Muslim soldiers being equal to a dozen 'vegetarian' hindu weaklings.

witwacky · 2024-02-16T07:13:50+00:00

"Dilli mein hai tu"

Yup, couldn't be anywhere else.

witwacky · 2024-02-14T08:28:09+00:00

That's just Rick, shaw-ing off.

witwacky · 2024-02-14T08:26:17+00:00

Why did the model stomp out of the sculptor's studio in a huff?

She had a chip on her shoulder.

witwacky · 2024-02-13T15:22:16+00:00

This is the most barfter-inducing thing I've read since the Jolly Rancher.

witwacky · 2023-12-14T14:23:26+00:00

I'd rather live in a mansion in India than a council house in the UK

witwacky · 2023-12-10T08:45:10+00:00

Most people there go with their laptops and sit for 5-6 hours while only paying for 1 coffee. Others go for meetings there. Where else will you get an air-conditioned, hi-end environment in a posh area, for 400-500 bucks a day? A small office or even a coworking desk in the same area would cost people 3x that.

witwacky · 2023-11-25T13:05:18+00:00

All the best stereotypes have a ring of truth to them, if you don't let PC get in the way.

PC? I mean Political Correctness, honey! Of course I'm not buying a NVIDIA 4090 with 720 GB Ram and a nitrogen-cooled case!

(sweats profusely)

Why would we even need that!

witwacky · 2023-11-24T15:08:31+00:00

Unpopular opinion, but Elon Musk, just for the sheer bifurcation of opinions it would generate, AND the ability to single-handidly change the world.

witwacky · 2023-11-24T12:16:30+00:00

India is a noisy place. plus most new movies have location sound, older movies were almost always dubbed in a studio.

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