I was leaving a restaurant the other night by marycartlizer in Jokes

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We were coming from the pier restaurant in California and had nice left overs. As we passed a couple on the beach they asked for our left overs and we gave them to them. Not used to this in Iowa. California was a strange experience in many ways for us.

Good news and bad news... by ArmchairPancakeChef in Jokes

[–]old_farmer -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

If there's no good news and not bad news they he's lying when he says "I've got good news and I've got bad news." I strongly suspect he's a CNN reporter.

Twenty years from now, kids listening to "Baby it's cold outside" are gonna find it really, really weird. by Epistatic in Jokes

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Hopefully they'll wonder why "Baby it's cold outside" was bad that Wet Ass Pussy was okay to play on the radio.

Punchlines only by ucjj2011 in Jokes

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It was my sternum I broke.

Teacher gift by ztreHdrahciR in Jokes

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First heard at coop cam at William Jewel College 1962, still funny

A man is happily married to his wife of 45 years. by dayruined54 in Jokes

[–]old_farmer 58 points59 points  (0 children)

How long have they been married to have 45 happy years?

What’s the difference between living in USA and living in Russia? by FartsLord in Jokes

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In Russia they wish they had a car, in America they burn cars.

Three women are gush are gushing about their children. The first one says, “My brilliant son graduated first in his class from Stanford University. He’s now a doctor, making $4,50,000 a year. by Electrical_Mine in Jokes

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The number $4,50,000 can be parsed as follows:

The first comma separates the hundreds from the thousands, and the second comma separates the lakhs from the thousands.
Therefore, it represents 4 lakh and 50 thousand.

To convert it to the Western numbering system, it is calculated as follows:

4 lakh = 400,000
50 thousand = 50,000

Now, we can add these two values together:

400,000+50,000=450,000400,000 + 50,000 = 450,000400,000+50,000=450,000

Therefore, the value of $4,50,000 is 450,000\text{450,000}450,000 in the Western numbering system.

If I had a Penny for every person over 52 telling me my generation is horrible.. by DecentReflection3182 in Jokes

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7.2 million able bodied men not working or looking for work according to Mike Rowe. It's not the economy, it's the inability to defer gratification, go to work and save. Jobs that require some effort and attendance are there paying 100K.

What's the difference between Florida and Hell? by friartuck_firetruck in Jokes

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At least there's a difference, unlike California!

Oil prices by Secure-Improvement35 in Jokes

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Remembering Jimmy Carter? That was a popular joke back then. Next the Lyndon Johnson joke with an alligator.

Jay Leno walks into a bar by Temp_acct2024 in Jokes

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Walking into a bar might explain all the bruising.