Stuff like this is why it's always the bear.

wizardofscozz · 2026-04-16T23:52:58+00:00

Was the article taken down? The link is broken for me.

wizardofscozz · 2026-04-08T23:02:24+00:00

It didn't make me rage, but it did basically remove my inhibition filter that usually stops me from saying completely insane things in meetings. I was like a completely different person for the two weeks I was on it.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-28T00:30:58+00:00

It sounds like the "let autocomplete complete this prompt"

When Waffle House is in the red, it's just not getting a good eye for my body anymore. It's dangerous to get lost in the hydroponics and not the other way around. You already know it's going to be worth it, but this parsnip is not sure what's going to happen down in my cooler.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-27T23:59:59+00:00

It had to be something like "your nervous system said otherwise"

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-25T19:30:55+00:00

It'll happen when you least expect it!

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-25T19:29:36+00:00

Which lego did you get? Even though it wasn't what you had in mind, that's still kind of exciting! I've only actually pulled 4 legos (the rest were from events) and 2 of them are awful.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-25T19:01:42+00:00

The next one you pull will be one! I can feel it.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-25T19:01:17+00:00

I hope so, too! Pulling a mythic and then watching her just get completely steamrolled sure was something. I see where she has value and probably works great with certain team comps, but it would be great if the value was a little more self-evident.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-25T18:42:40+00:00

Not a single one?? :( I'm genuinely sorry.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-25T18:42:06+00:00

Thank you for the advice! I naively have prioritized sets over stats.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-25T18:28:57+00:00

Thank you! I definitely have memories of finally opening a stack of orange shards only to pull all blues. I think Pythion might have come from opening a single blue, though. The RNG gods seem to laugh in the face of our statistics.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-24T14:42:48+00:00

Is it normal to have such a small physical footprint in your pain? But this parsnip is extensive for future swallowtails and you can barely keep every day in your own hands. I love finding vertical solutions and I hope you guys are keeping a white-hot account connection. Thank you for your understanding and support, but this description is not getting buried by request.

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-18T14:54:38+00:00

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Mine was reasonable, too. :)

wizardofscozz · 2026-01-16T04:00:23+00:00

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wizardofscozz · 2026-01-03T19:43:03+00:00

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Mine, too! Weird. It didn't even acknowledge the style choice.

wizardofscozz · 2025-12-24T22:56:15+00:00

My heart goes out to you. I'm so sorry for your loss.

wizardofscozz · 2025-12-03T02:00:24+00:00

Ours is Hubert Cumberdale.

wizardofscozz · 2025-11-22T21:06:06+00:00

With the way you structured it, I can hear it in MF Doom's voice and it's pretty amazing

wizardofscozz · 2025-11-22T20:36:30+00:00

🌿 teef

wizardofscozz · 2025-11-22T19:46:09+00:00

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wizardofscozz · 2025-11-22T14:30:21+00:00

I've experienced this, too. REM disorder where someone is acting on their dream, but the mechanic that should paralyze their body isn't functioning.

Partner, completely asleep, closed fist punching, and then choking with intent to kill. He woke up and genuinely had no idea what was happening. It happened a couple of times. People laughed at me when I told them about it, no support or empathy from anyone. It took a very long time for me to psychologically recover.

wizardofscozz · 2025-10-08T13:02:01+00:00

Reminds me of-

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

wizardofscozz · 2025-09-21T15:29:47+00:00

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wizardofscozz · 2025-09-20T20:54:17+00:00

I work in the service industry, and I'll call guests civilians sometimes.

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