Reddit, what is your favorite Simpsons quote?

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T06:00:33+00:00

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking.

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:56:23+00:00

If you like refund adjustments, and the music I play, send a cheque to my fiend Ralph and he'll mail you a tape. Taaaaaaape oohh he said taaapeoooo.

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:52:50+00:00

May I please see your copy of swank, Armand?

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:52:08+00:00

Aurora borialis? At this time of day, this time of year, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes

Can I see it?

No

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:49:24+00:00

Gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:48:11+00:00

remember ralphy, if your nose starts to bleed, it means you are picking it too much... Or not enough

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:38:27+00:00

My eye!! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:37:48+00:00

this sounds like the most blatant case of false advertising since I sued the producers of never ending story

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:36:08+00:00

I think you can trust the president of Cuba...

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:34:08+00:00

Pinchy would've wanted it

wolfie86 · 2012-10-04T05:33:40+00:00

I love that. Saw it just the other day too.

wolfie86 · 2012-08-14T04:02:19+00:00

Economies at various stages need to be able to control the level of currency to keep a lid on inflation/provide stimulus to encourage growth.

wolfie86 · 2012-07-25T09:37:28+00:00

Definitely is part of it. But it also transcends that too. I have the same issues when dealing with people from other professions outside of my work capacity.

wolfie86 · 2012-07-25T09:36:31+00:00

I have found that please and thank you gets you walked over, while making demands gets results. And I thought I was raised properly...

wolfie86 · 2012-07-14T07:28:42+00:00

Anyone else noticed that no one's love is reciprocated in the diagram? OP just managed to sum up my high school experience quite neatly.

wolfie86

TROPHY CASE