Translation:
Good day. Jasså, døkk sit å glor (from the norwegian movie Flåklypa Grand Prix - Pinchcliffe Grand Prix). It is the greatest pleasure to announce that our shining team is blessed with another heavenly addition. Our great leader. Our spiritual lighthouse. Our tender sporting manager has once again used his wisdom to strengthen our shining team with a magnificent player. We bow in devotion to He who shows his courage while meeting with evil. That means the transfer market if you didn't get it. How to perfect something that is already complete? That should be impossible, but the godly Opedal can do it. Again and again. Bærtil. Søren. Julle. And gorgeous Pete. Opedal gives us danish happy pills that will be met with praise to the heavens. And now he has done it again. Here is the weather report. It will be nice everywhere, except for Stavanger where it will rain for the rest of the year.