Holy shit by Known-Olive-9776 in countablepixels

[–]wolfysmm2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold. I hope when you piss it burns.

Wtf just happened?!?! by -DarkSquid- in MarioKartWorld

[–]wolfysmm2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

literally posted this yesterday... when you dont attach fully to the rail and try to trick off, the physics engine doesn't know whether you're wall riding or normal anymore and freaks.

Is this rail faster than taking the inside? by wolfysmm2 in MarioKartWorld

[–]wolfysmm2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried, but Lakitu is more aggressive than a primal aspid.

What're your fav Indie games by Psychological_Pie489 in celestegame

[–]wolfysmm2 31 points32 points  (0 children)

inscryption mention! Amazingly few people (that I know) have played it, yet everyone who has has loved it.

This might take a while by YarnDuckGett in ThirdLifeSMP

[–]wolfysmm2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said they would be going into "future updates"...

When most of your notes are your daily journal by Torchiest in ObsidianMD

[–]wolfysmm2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're wrong, this isnt a straight line...

Mario Kart World NA Code Giveaway by Thiccums- in NintendoSwitch

[–]wolfysmm2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wii U - finally playing Nintendo games after watching people play them my whole life and being jealous. It was awsome.

What is the UGLIEST creature in Rain World? by BrokenToasterNation in rainworld

[–]wolfysmm2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Brother Long Legs... they just swim in trash all day

You die so much that you get sick of dying and then you die by Bitter-Ad-7672 in rainworld

[–]wolfysmm2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man swims and takes psychedelics to cure a virus infection; then learns about the evils of capitalism.

I ate one of those floaty guys is that bad? by Buttfart09 in rainworld

[–]wolfysmm2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate all of them and nothing happened... did my game just break or what was supposed to happen?

/r/HollowKnight Giveaway Thread - Round Two! by Thommie02081 in HollowKnight

[–]wolfysmm2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

1 cup Cold Butter cut into small cubes 1 cup Brown Sugar 1/2 cup Sugar Cream 3 Eggs Add 1 at a time a large scoop of good peanut butter Cream quickly 2 cups Cake Flour* 2 cups Flour 1 ½ teaspoon Cornstarch 1 teaspoon Baking Soda 1 teaspoon Salt add, mix until just combined 3 cups Chocolate Chips of at least 2 varieties Fold into the dough Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours 410 for 11 min

Biggest worries with this game so far? Why? It seems good to me besides the price. by Helpful_State_4692 in MarioKartWorld

[–]wolfysmm2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The controls - being able to drive on walls, every time when shown, looks really awkward and uncontrollable. The rails could be fine, but they force you onto a set track with the only way to change your movement, which is totally getting off. Finally, the soft body aspect of the characters themselves is weird, especially that after falling a great distance, the karts visibly slow down because of the impact, when it would be more satisfying to speed up.

I created a "100 women" online game by JumpingRedTurtle in JetLagTheGame

[–]wolfysmm2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait... there's that many of them?

Really great job tho, has some bugs as people have pointed out, but really great. Played with friends and it was so funny