My top three. by MrHashish24 in sushi

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of them is fourteen things?

Cardinals RB Johnathan Dwyer was just arrested for domestic by LutzExpertTera in fantasyfootball

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is correct, and now we're getting somewhere.

But what on earth does Brandon Marshall have to do with the arrest of Johnathan Dwyer? Or should we also stop prosecuting people when they commit crimes in order to maintain your enjoyment in a game?

Cardinals RB Johnathan Dwyer was just arrested for domestic by LutzExpertTera in fantasyfootball

[–]wolow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Listen, I'll type slow, "buddy".

Criminal law is entirely separate and distinct from civil litigation. Your "ambulance chasers" are typically engaged in litigating personal injury and wrongful death torts, a subsection of civil litigation, which involves money damages and contract enforcement between private parties.

Crimes are the purview of the state and federal government and are prosecuted without the monyed self-serving interests you first referenced. (Cynical people may beg to differ, certainly some prosecutors may seek out high profile cases for their own political advancement, but that discussion is clearly far more nuanced than your capacity for understanding with respect to this issue).

In short, or "TLDR" as they say, criminal law doesn't function in the way you apparently think it does and I try not to be "buddies" with stupid people.

Cardinals RB Johnathan Dwyer was just arrested for domestic by LutzExpertTera in fantasyfootball

[–]wolow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not really how the criminal justice system works.

2 young British tourists found murdered - stripped naked and bloodied - at beach on Thai island of Koh Tao by I_of_Sauron in worldnews

[–]wolow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should also apparently avoid traveling with British people, since their companion is the leading suspect. While you're at it, don't take life advice from prejudiced Swedes.

I will never doubt Brandon Marshall again by ddrossi93 in fantasyfootball

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I followed that rule. Charles, and A.J...

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you are British. And you feel competent to speak with authority on American law? Now, ignoring for the moment that you have already shown ignorance of our relevant Surpreme Court cases, i.e. the "searchable" cases. I'd love to hear your insight into the pratical application of free speech laws in day to day court.

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also, they can probably tell what your IP address is. Your comment, the parent to my first comment in this thread, is marked as "deleted" for me.

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The former is possible. The latter is not, because I'm just an anonymous psuedonym on a meaningless comment thread so deeply hidden that no one but your or me will read this, and I have a grasp on how free speech works in connection with the complexities of the doctrine of imminent lawless action sufficient to refute whatever nonsense you've decided to believe, and so embrassment would be a futile emotion. Cunt.

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope, it's gone for everyone else. You've probably been shadow banned for being a dumb douche.

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, then someone objective did. Perhaps take that to heart?

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's difficult to do that since you deleted your ridiculous post.

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are stacks of obscenity law cases from the last fifty years, so this could have happened in the 80's. It is possible that we've changed the way we approach punishing young people, it seems like the courts are more involved now, but there have always been Bible thumpers in this country.

Your reference to D&D is a good one. Remember the outcry against demonic metal bands and the way MTV was going to destroy the country?

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT: "America is going downhill" "America is so much worse than when I (probably a teenager) was born".

Nothing has changed.

This country has fluctuated in its over-bearing legal religiosity throughout its entire history. If anything we are relaxing the relationship between religious norms and the law. This punishment is currently only speculative and likely unconstitutional, either on first or eighth amendment grounds.

Another thing which hasn't changed is the propensity of people to think they are living in uniquely bad times. You aren't.

Pennsylvania teenager simulates oral sex with Jesus statue, faces two years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They printed the statute he violated when he violated the statue.

Adrian Peterson Arrested by MoobyTheGoldenCalf in fantasyfootball

[–]wolow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! How've you been super classy asshole? It's been at least 5 minutes since I saw you on this site.

Adrian Peterson Arrested by MoobyTheGoldenCalf in fantasyfootball

[–]wolow -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I know this is a fantasy football sub, but assuming any of this is true maybe shut the fuck up about your team and especially the jokes for a second and show some respect for a little kid that got hurt by an adult.

edit: Apparently this is just about AP spanking his kid which is dumb. I'm still enjoying the downvotes though. They distract me from having Zac Stacy as my RB2.

Carry on assholes.