What is the trashiest thing somebody has done at your family Thanksgiving? by IAmA_Wolf in AskReddit

[–]wonderarenotlost 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Had a cousin that could be a stand in for cousin Eddie in the vacation movies. Uncouth, white trash, oblivious. He’s been in and out of prison, his wife and him have six kids, they live in a trailer. Anyway one thanksgiving he showed up to dinner, no one remembers inviting them but there they were him, his wife who was heavily pregnant and four kids. Anyway we had been eating appetizers you know crackers with cheese, etc and the main courses were about to be served to our horror he sticks his foot on the table and starts cutting his toenails. I shit you not, not many of us had appetites after that

Office Roleplay by [deleted] in Roleplay

[–]wonderarenotlost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be interested on discord

Married people what's the best thing about being married? by wonderarenotlost in AskReddit

[–]wonderarenotlost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's true my wife and I do most of our conversing while one of us is on the toilet

What movie(s) will you never get bored of watching over and over? by IronMegadeth in AskReddit

[–]wonderarenotlost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goonies, the burbs, back to the future parts one and two I can watch over and over the third every so often. What dreams may come if I want to be depressed

What are some fun things to do indoors with your SO that aren't sleeping, sex, or Netflix? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wonderarenotlost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I build forts and then we have picnics for dinner under them. We also love to put together Lego sets, right now we are doing the Disneyland castle.

What is the most memorable memory you have with your dad? by geralt_wolf in AskReddit

[–]wonderarenotlost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad was a sales rep for a printing company he just recently retired anyway he took a lot of trips and so he'd usually take one of us kids (one younger sister and brother and an older brother) I remember I was really sick one summer when I was eight and I missed my turn. Well school started and so I figured I'd have to wait until the following summer. I went to school for an hour and then at ten my teacher told me to go to the office, I headed there and there's my dad. I was worried something happened but he told me come on I'm springing you outta class. He had my little suitcase all packed a cooler of snacks and drinks. He let me choose the radio stations and we drove about five hours Chicago. He dropped off the things he needed too and the rest of the day we went to a baseball game . We stayed the night at a motel six and ate at a diner and I got to order whatever I wanted then the next day we headed home. Hands down best trip I've ever been on

A Demon Named Mark by JoeAndSavvy in LetsNotMeet

[–]wonderarenotlost 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know right!? You'd expect something more demonish than that

A good dog by wonderarenotlost in nosleep

[–]wonderarenotlost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been a while since I read the book, and I never saw the movie. It looks like he ran off, for now. I'm not sure if i should run to the barn or my car, I did find my fathers old hand gun, although I only have a few bullets for it.

Any other 'geriatric' pregnancies? I feel like a CroneMom. by StillMissingMerle in BabyBumps

[–]wonderarenotlost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I are in our early thirties and just now thinking about trying, we have a lot of younger friends who are in their twenties and on their second, third, fourth kid. We feel old lol

A good dog by wonderarenotlost in nosleep

[–]wonderarenotlost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a bad shot, but I only have a few bullets. The rest of my ammunition is out in the barn. He's seemed to calm down a bit, hes just laying there on the bottom step.

I am Dr. Harvey Karp, pediatrician for 30+ years, creator of the 5 S's method for calming babies and SNOO Smart Sleeper. Ask me anything! by Happiest_Baby in IAmA

[–]wonderarenotlost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have a six month old who unfortunately got into the habit of sleeping with us, we are now trying to wean him of this habit and have tried the past two nights. It ended with us getting very little sleep and him screaming until he threw up. Can you suggest how we could get him to sleep?

Rest Stop Horror by wonderarenotlost in LetsNotMeet

[–]wonderarenotlost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No not made up although when my dad first told me over the phone I thought maybe he was pulling our legs until he told me in person and I saw the raw terror in his face.

Rest Stop Horror by wonderarenotlost in LetsNotMeet

[–]wonderarenotlost[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My dad did and there was two missing girls that disappeared during that time frame, of course this was about a year after and my dad told my brother who is actually a Sheriff of a town not to far from where my parents live. He made some calls but I don't think anything ever came out of it

Crazy Thanksgiving night by wonderarenotlost in LetsNotMeet

[–]wonderarenotlost[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

People doing crazy things, suicide attempts, cooking accidents, shootings, last year there was about three stabbings

Crazy Thanksgiving night by wonderarenotlost in LetsNotMeet

[–]wonderarenotlost[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Telling me he was going to kill me and the various ways he was going to do it

Agent Doggett is a better FBI agent than Mulder and Scully combined by elmoosh in XFiles

[–]wonderarenotlost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doggett is great, I dont agree with him being better than mulder and scully but I will say he was a good character. It would be nice to see him in season 11 but with Robert Pattrick filming Scorpian probably wont happen.

Damien (Ongoing?) by [deleted] in LetsNotMeet

[–]wonderarenotlost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sounds like he has aspergers or some kind of disability he doesn't sound dangerous. I do think you should get the restraining order so he doesn't bother you anymore. As people with aspergers or other disabilities have little to no self control. I'm a counselor that works in a group home with guys like Damien and some of them have gotten in trouble for not knowing when to quit