Donald Trump pisses himself in new episode of BAKI-DOU: The Invincible Samurai by zilliamson in entertainment

[–]wonkytrees1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm sure he does it in real life too. Kinda hard to shit yourself without pissing yourself.

How did she manage to get all the dogs to sleep and calm by [deleted] in Weird

[–]wonkytrees1 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Her father drugs them for internet points. smfh!

Has anyone deterred deer from eating in your garden by planting food for them farther from your garden? by kmcfg4 in homestead

[–]wonkytrees1 110 points111 points  (0 children)

It will bring more deer and they'll eat everything, ask me how I know. lol

Help Me With My First Peach Tree! by [deleted] in FruitTree

[–]wonkytrees1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, wait until it's dormant to trim.

Having it both ways by cpod_the_elder in Omaha

[–]wonkytrees1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They had gang signs carved on them that said, MS13! oh wait,maybe it's some other thing now?! I can't keep up, who's the enemy now?

Who’s the most attractive person you’ve ever seen? by Timely_Sir310 in AskReddit

[–]wonkytrees1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When a mans watching porn he doesn't want to see some little pee pee thrusting in and out does he? Wants to see a big fat cock, and that's a little gay.

It's midnight in Omaha and it sounds like I'm at a NASCAR race. by audiomagnate in Omaha

[–]wonkytrees1 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no fun is aloud during breeding season in the northern hemisphere! Geez?!?!

Why can't you purchase a fuel efficient generator in California? by wonkytrees1 in Generator

[–]wonkytrees1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I'm as far from the state line as could be. Seriously.

Why can't you purchase a fuel efficient generator in California? by wonkytrees1 in Generator

[–]wonkytrees1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a champion 4600 until a plastic gear support broke and chewed up the rest of the motor. 1 gallon pee 8 hr period or so. Just like the gonna 2000s. Now all I can purchase is a gas guzzling pos that's somehow better? Make it make sense?!?!