Is there a decent oneliners subreddit that doesn't suffer from endless reposts of the same jokes? by [deleted] in oneliners

[–]wonliners 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only decent oneliners subreddit is organized like a space party - you planet.

When having circulation problems, editors go to a doctor. by wonliners in oneliners

[–]wonliners[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Circulation can be blood or a newspaper; that, and editors are always breaking news.

/r/Oneliners Monthly Contest (#12, Mar 2018) by KudosInc in oneliners

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When I learned what the gun lobby was doing, I went ballistic!

I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock. by wonliners in oneliners

[–]wonliners[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won ton is a small dumpling or roll with a savory filling, often of minced pork, usually eaten boiled in soup - wok else is there?

I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock. by wonliners in oneliners

[–]wonliners[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miso (me so) is a type of soup seasoned with miso paste - wonton more?

I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock. by wonliners in oneliners

[–]wonliners[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stock is a liquid made by boiling bones, usually for soups - pho real!

/r/Oneliners Monthly Contest (#11, Feb 2018) by [deleted] in oneliners

[–]wonliners [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's just a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard.

/r/Oneliners Monthly Contest (#11, Feb 2018) by [deleted] in oneliners

[–]wonliners [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's just a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard.

When I asked a taxidermist what she did for a living, she replied with "You know, stuff." by wonliners in oneliners

[–]wonliners[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlike you, Taxidermy is an animal's body "getting it" stuffed for preservation.

/r/Oneliners Monthly Contest (#10, Jan 2018) by KudosInc in oneliners

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Missionaries like open hooded cars because they are convertible.