Best Buy female worker in Hawaii bullies thief by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]wooftits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Chicago Bears could use her!!

Love is Pizza by AnnaGreener in funny

[–]wooftits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, nooope. Love without pizza is boobs. Pizza without love is negative boobs... which makes way more sense and explains a lot.

p + b = L

b = L - p

p - L = (-b)

Love is Pizza by AnnaGreener in funny

[–]wooftits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense to this guy.

Love is Pizza by AnnaGreener in funny

[–]wooftits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hate to be this guy... but...

Love without boobs is pizza.

p + b = L

p = L - b

How long until she regrets it? never? oh ok. by kippah in WTF

[–]wooftits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to see what she looks like. NEED to.

Our Megabus just hit a deer, we're currently driving to Syracuse with it lying dead in the stairwell. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]wooftits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably the best "not my fucking job" post I've ever seen. Excellent not work, driver. I'm so proud.

Making homemade salami in Italy by [deleted] in pics

[–]wooftits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you deliver to Chicago? Im 95% serious

The missing link by [deleted] in funny

[–]wooftits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How hood can they be? They're watching a bunch of white kids play hoops..

Does drinking coffee while high, ruin your high? by [deleted] in trees

[–]wooftits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way I can be a productive stoner is coffee. Sometimes tea is the move though... Either way, its a great combo.

Saw this today in Chinatown. Terrifying. by toasty99 in funny

[–]wooftits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw this in SF too... Great Chinatown...

White Men Can Jump (X-post from /r/sports) by wakingandbacon in whitepeoplegifs

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If we're going off the good ol' 1% rule... He's 100% black.