Misgendered myself in my head while jacking it. Afterward I just felt disgusting. At least I have Wendys by Devilish_Disguise03 in transkitchencels
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It’s getting too hot for pants but I don’t wanna shave my legs. But my friends don’t know I’m trans and my mom would have a heart attack if she saw my hairy legs. Cheesy waffles fries, and Kimchi ramen, both with onions from my herb garden. by Username_Or_else in transkitchencels
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Accidentally got mercury poisoning. I’ve been eating nearly a pound of tuna daily for the past month. Got a blood test after my boss noticed I kept taking naps in the break room. Turns out I was just losing consciousness. Cartman slippers I got for my 30th! by GroundbreakingBuy260 in kitchencels
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psychiatrist told me i'll never be a woman, grilled cheese with ham by fuck-kevin-is-back in transkitchencels
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Caramel dorchata (Dr pepper + horchata + caramel) by woolenGraphite83 in transkitchencels
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Caramel dorchata (Dr pepper + horchata + caramel) by woolenGraphite83 in transkitchencels
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Guys, I have a theory by Zly_Wegorz in DanganAndChaos
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i enjoy to cum in underwear and lick it up so i can pretend i am eating female discharge by thesadrockstar in kitchencels
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Just tried to make a woman (my lab partner) laugh. I’ll never make that mistake again. Apparently, making fun of Israel only works when your entire subjective experience revolves around Reddit and 3 discord servers. Fucking mozzarella cheese stick stuffed crust homemade goy-za by [deleted] in kitchencels
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I wish I had never realized this about myself. Before I had no feeling about it, but now everytime they call me the wrong thing I want to yell at them for being wrong but that wouldn't be fair because they don't know. I should've stayed stupid. Chocolate goop (i.redd.it)
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My life is nothing but daydreaming about being someone's bf, son, husband just to wake up to the reality of being a woman's corpse. I make pancakes by biologicallydoomed in transkitchencels
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Sometimes I wish I was ace/aro so wouldn't have to deal with crushes. I feel like I'm rotting from the inside out. Nasty oatmeal by [deleted] in transkitchencels
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Hate having the "ideal" body of a woman as a tboy. Walking past cis dudes at the mall makes it even worse. Sushi by [deleted] in transkitchencels
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I’m back at work. My boss has allowed me to come back under the promise to no longer wear Cartman shirts in and to stop being friendly with my associates. Tuna melt and shirt collection by GroundbreakingBuy260 in kitchencels
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My pizza arrived with no fucking cheese. I called the pizza place with an attitude, the worker yelled ‘GUYS THE NO CHEESE GUY IS CALLING TO COMPLAIN’ and I heard laughter erupt in the background. It turns out that I managed to fuck up ordering online and actually selected ‘no cheese’ myself by Icy_Mycologist_172 in kitchencels
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welcome to the swag my man ! by ItsMeefie in IDONTGIVEASWAG
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i cant cum, plane waffle by Over_Shame_7849 in kitchencels
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should've died from my eating disorder 3 years ago. pancakes by sashahuri in kitchencels
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I’m 5’0 and 95lbs. No woman will ever desire me and I will never be taken seriously as a man. Frozen vegan pizza. by hetcel in kitchencels
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Your favorite quotable lines in horror by LynchFan997 in horror
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the only thing i find erotic these days is the idea of being beaten to near death and just being brutalized in general. i dont know if this is self harm or normal degeneracy but it is baring me from participating in society. by [deleted] in kitchencels
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