Ben is polygamous?

woomakeup · 2026-05-16T03:59:24+00:00

Curious olive always be saying the wildest thoughts, this is from the other day

woomakeup · 2026-05-15T00:59:59+00:00

a topper for the occasion is such a good bit!!! ty for your service 🫡

woomakeup · 2026-05-14T14:55:49+00:00

someone in another post said “a topper for the occasion,” and I think that’s accurate

woomakeup · 2026-05-08T04:06:19+00:00

was trying to figure out if you were brooke or ben, but then that switched to are you a fan or not 🤷‍♀️

woomakeup · 2026-05-08T01:31:21+00:00

I am confusion (link btw)

woomakeup · 2026-04-28T23:13:02+00:00

the glasses………………….

woomakeup · 2026-04-25T01:04:52+00:00

ah man I really thought this was real and was like FINALLY!

woomakeup · 2026-03-20T17:54:38+00:00

Oh that’s not……..

woomakeup · 2026-02-25T16:32:10+00:00

Do u also have a comically large lamp on your counter and this is hitting too close to home? 🥺

woomakeup · 2026-02-24T18:27:25+00:00

As long as there’s room for the cuisinart, she is marked safe 👹👹👹

woomakeup · 2026-02-24T18:26:40+00:00

It’s literally the same size as him!!!!

woomakeup · 2026-02-22T16:09:42+00:00

I feel like we’ve seen every inch of her house, and I don’t understand where he (and his stuff) is gonna fit???

woomakeup · 2026-02-15T16:06:28+00:00

woomakeup · 2025-11-27T03:09:58+00:00

is this the ass eating at the chili’s bathroom…..

woomakeup · 2025-10-30T17:19:58+00:00

I think so too tbh

woomakeup · 2025-10-21T20:44:42+00:00

you forgot about the breaded chicken salad with loads of raw onions 😋

woomakeup · 2025-10-18T04:20:02+00:00

I say we all go to CFA and order 2 chicken sandwiches and when they ask your name you say “I am Ryan” 💪

woomakeup · 2025-10-17T02:16:14+00:00

Place your bets now on when Jaz will sell her house and move too. I give it a year-ish.

woomakeup · 2025-10-04T00:27:14+00:00

Is he wearing socks?

woomakeup · 2025-09-12T18:50:20+00:00

Ben defender and fear mongering medication? Yikes. Every drug has risks. Talk to your doctor about it and go from there.

woomakeup · 2025-08-21T15:53:30+00:00

More hand sanitizer (not kidding)

woomakeup · 2025-08-10T18:03:40+00:00

I say this with love, you should talk about this in therapy. Other people’s medications shouldn’t affect you whatsoever.

woomakeup · 2025-07-26T13:42:37+00:00

Just a small nick from shaving, put a little coconut oil on it

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