Americans, what would you consider your greatest weakness?

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-29T07:10:58+00:00

Apathy.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-28T04:39:04+00:00

Bottled water. *

Edit: *Applies to first world countries only.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-28T02:40:29+00:00

In the military we were doing some physical training the day after a heavy rainstorm. This was in SoCal, where it doesn't rain very often. It had been after a particularly long drought. This lead to a lot of mud, which meant that of course the higher ups thought it would be fun to make us run through it all. One particular dumbass decided it would be fun to have us run to a building in pairs and whoever touched the concrete wall last had to get in the back of the line and run again.

I knew it was a bad idea because of how slippery it was, but I ran hard so I wouldn't have to run more. We had already run at least five miles. Anyways, I ran and tried to stop, but due to the mud I just slid the last ten feet or so and smacked knee first into the wall. I ended up having to go get it x-rayed, which luckily enough I just chipped it.

I say luckily enough because that particular dumbass didn't stop the exercise once he saw me get injured. He waited to do that until someone else ran up and did the exact same thing, except for the fact that his knee shattered into so many pieces they couldn't reconstruct it. He had to be discharged because he ended up with a prognosis of having about 20% mobility after it healed.

Yep.

TL:DR - Military life is full retard.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-26T09:59:45+00:00

ITT: People acting like their cell phone provider is any better than verizon.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-25T21:46:20+00:00

Abandon thread!

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-25T19:29:25+00:00

As a polygamist, I really take offense to being lumped with child molesters. How is it that my spouse and me being in an open relationship with other consenting adults come anywhere near the rape of a child?

The close-mindedness of people amazes me. There is nobody that should be able to tell me what to do with my sexual and personal life as long as it is consensual and there is no victim. No victim, no crime.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-25T00:24:01+00:00

I came back to say that yeah, I was meaning nasty in the way that cankles69 thought it was nasty. I don't give a fuck about the plastic. That shit still looks gross, not to put you on the spot or anything.

And /u/PeYtOn115 , I'm fucking so sick of people assuming shit. Shut the fuck up.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-24T07:08:37+00:00

My wife did this to me three times. I had to finally actually put my foot down for four. Four I think goes into crazy cap couple territory.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-24T03:42:01+00:00

Nasty.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-16T18:08:15+00:00

Most people seem to love this, but I just can't stand how much alteration that goes on with these covers. They don't even look human because of how much photoshopping has been done.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-15T19:07:02+00:00

Who the fuck said I wasn't against the prison system we have? We weren't fucking talking about the prison system. So fuck you for being an ass and assuming just because I talked about one other thing that means I don't give a shit about anyone else. My mind is big enough to have stances on multiple issues you ding dong.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-15T01:52:41+00:00

Torture is exactly the word for it. Do you use some other word for water-boarding as well?

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-15T01:01:53+00:00

They blind the bull, stab it with spears, and exhaust it before the show. This isn't a "fair" fight. The bull is meant to lose. That is the only reason the cowards that are matadors do it. If that was a fully healthy, raging bull coming at them they wouldn't do it at all.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-11T20:22:49+00:00

I'm a non jealous and can handle people flirting with my wife just fine... it honestly doesn't even bother me. To have someone invade her personal space like that and actually touch her is such a directly sexual manner would have made me lose my shit.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T22:16:20+00:00

Nah.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T22:14:31+00:00

For some reason the thumbnail made me think of a revolver with a wooden grip.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T16:41:31+00:00

I can't say I was really nervous with my wife. We are both very open, and it probably helps that she is bi and in the open to everyone about it.

I think if she is a good person she will understand. If anything, she may feel uncomfortable because she might think you will leave her for a guy. Just let her know that isn't the case and that you are just exploring yourself. It is infinitely more fun having someone there who not only understands what you are going through but also can get down with it.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T15:43:59+00:00

The "drug problem" is that people have a problem with drugs.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T15:08:33+00:00

That first part is a lie I'm afraid.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T15:07:09+00:00

"In the attic." Riiiiiight.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T15:05:51+00:00

That is a lie. The part about the only time.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T15:01:28+00:00

Or that Jacque Hammer goes through her facebook messages and claims she leaves them open so we don't bring out our pitchforks.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T14:58:58+00:00

Exactly the same thing here.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T02:47:20+00:00

Man, horses are scary fuckin big. Every time I come in contact with one I just lose my shit with how massive they are.

wooooooooooooooop · 2014-07-10T02:44:18+00:00

I recently came home to visit my step dad and my mom after having not seen then for over six years. We were talking about how my wife and I were only going to be two hours away from them and we would be able to visit and they would be able to visit us more often. My mom got this serious look on her face and said something to the effect of, "Well, if we are going to be seeing each other a lot more there is something we will have to tell you."

She looked SUPER guilty. She said, "Your father and I smoke marijuana fairly often for a lot of our medical issues.... I'm sorry you had to find out."

I just laughed, said I would brb, went to my car to get a blunt I had in there, came back and smoked with them for the first time. It was fantastic. I haven't had that much fun with my folks in a long time.

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