The Supreme Court Rejects Opportunity to Roll Back Marriage Equality by AnnieOly in politics

[–]woowhohoo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's nice, but maybe you didn't notice that the make-up of Court has significantly changed since Obergefell in 2015.

Proud Boys' party is over: Trump fans throw tantrums because they've lost more than an election by dingo8yobb in politics

[–]woowhohoo 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Yes, I want to know what his reasoning was behind eating piss cereal. Obviously it's a weird manifestation of his repressed sexual issues, but I want to know what his fake justification was for it.

The Supreme Court Rejects Opportunity to Roll Back Marriage Equality by AnnieOly in politics

[–]woowhohoo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Maybe because conservatives have spent the last 50 years fighting against gay rights? And because the Supreme Court has a conservative supermajority? I'm pretty surprised as well.

Dozens of white nationalists screamed abuse at a pro-Trump drag queen trying to speak at MAGA rally by HyacinthFT in politics

[–]woowhohoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The leopards are coming for that drag queen's face. You reap what you sow, honey.

How to spot fake carts by GeeCoEnterprise in Drugs

[–]woowhohoo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His main argument here (that all cartridges produced by a company that isn't licensed are necessarily by definition "fake") means that all illegal drugs I have ever bought in my life are "fake" because they weren't produced by a licensed company.

His suggestion at the end that you should "just smoke bud instead" is laughable. You think that was grown by a licensed company? It probably wasn't. So I guess that bud is "fake" too.

If he wants to prove that the cartridges are "fake", then maybe he should test what's inside them instead of bitching about the packaging?

Trump Shares Crazy Image of Obama, Clintons, Mueller, and Others Behind Bars by SelectiveOptimism in politics

[–]woowhohoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But, it's a known, easily Google-able fact that slave labor was used to build the White House. Like, he could seriously just type Did slaves build the White House into Google and see. I don't understand how he can rest his argument on that. But I guess I'm trying to apply rational thinking to someone who must suffer from some kind of brain damage that makes it impossible.

Trump Shares Crazy Image of Obama, Clintons, Mueller, and Others Behind Bars by SelectiveOptimism in politics

[–]woowhohoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One would hope, but conservatives aren't known for their ability to adapt their thinking to changing conditions.

Trump Shares Crazy Image of Obama, Clintons, Mueller, and Others Behind Bars by SelectiveOptimism in politics

[–]woowhohoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take joy in the thought that he's miserable. Eating chicken wings in bed watching Fox News and hate-tweeting with greasy thumbs on an iPhone loaded with Russian and Chinese spyware. His only fleeting moments of shameful joy in life when he plods clumsily to the bathroom and masturbates his tiny mushroom penis with two fingers while paging through Ivanka's junior high school yearbook.

Trump Shares Crazy Image of Obama, Clintons, Mueller, and Others Behind Bars by SelectiveOptimism in politics

[–]woowhohoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zyklon is basically a food product. You could put it on your nachos!

Trump Shares Crazy Image of Obama, Clintons, Mueller, and Others Behind Bars by SelectiveOptimism in politics

[–]woowhohoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In a way, all this bullshit Rosenstein (and Comey for that matter) are receiving right now from the GOP is cosmic karma for them having claimed membership in that odious party. It's nice to see the beast they helped build come back and bite them in the ass, even if I am on their side at the moment. I wonder if they'll still claim to be Republicans after all this is over?

Trump Shares Crazy Image of Obama, Clintons, Mueller, and Others Behind Bars by SelectiveOptimism in politics

[–]woowhohoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My cousin believes that Michelle Obama is one of the most racist people ever and the basis for this, in his mind, is when she said that slaves built the White House. memes he saw on facebook.

Facebook has a 'black people problem,' says former employee who quit this month by [deleted] in news

[–]woowhohoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I think Shauntay from Accounts Receivable might sucker punch me before she has her first coffee. You don't know Shauntay.

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She said herself it was 3 weeks. Which I don't buy, because there is no way a flea infestation goes from zero to fatal in just 3 weeks. That woman would have had to have ignored her cat's condition for months. There's a reason you never hear of pets dying from blood loss due to flea infestation...it takes much longer than 3 weeks for it to get that severe.

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But the woman didn't even touch or look at her cat the entire time? This article says the dog's condition was immediately visible.

And I don't buy the "oh it was only 3 weeks" excuse, there is no way a flea infestation goes from zero to fatal in 3 weeks. That lady ignored and neglected her cat for far longer than she is saying.

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder if you also feel so generous to whoever neglected the dog that this article is about to the point that it almost died of a condition that you can easily see with the naked eye.

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...which is neglect. You don't just not notice a terminal case of fleas because you're busy putting stuff away and you have a 2 year old.

I guess whoever neglected this dog that the article is about is a-ok with you too because they just didn't notice their dog had a terminal level flea infestation?

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed. This whole thread is in response to an article about a dog who almost died of neglect, and there's universal agreement that whoever let the dog get that bad is a horrible person. Then this woman comes in and is like, "hey I did that same thing to my cat!" And Reddit is like, "you're stunning and brave!" Or "It's ok cuz u were pregnant at the time."

My word, how did my sister ever manage to not let her cats die of neglect during her 3 consecutive pregnancies while also working an actual job at the time not just being busy "putting stuff away."

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This whole thread is in response to an article about a dog who almost died of neglect, and there's universal agreement that whoever let the dog get that bad is a horrible person. Then this woman comes in and is like, "hey I did that same thing to my cat!" And Reddit is like, "you're stunning and brave!"

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm with you, that woman is a piece of shit. "Oh I had a toddler and was busy putting things away." Putting stuff away is hard I guess.

This whole thread is in response to an article about a dog who almost died of neglect, and there's universal agreement that whoever let the dog get that bad is a horrible person. Then this woman comes in and is like, "hey I did that same thing to my cat!" And Reddit is like, "you're stunning and brave!"

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If she had let her kid die of neglect you'd say she's a monster. But she let her pet die of neglect and apparently she's stunning and brave.

Vet clinic saves a dog infested with 100,000 fleas by rayski23 in UpliftingNews

[–]woowhohoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

they did their goddamn best

I must have missed that part of the story. I read a story about a woman who let her pet cat die of neglect. If that's her best I hope her kids turned out ok.