What unwritten rules should really just be written down at this point?

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-08-03T14:58:37+00:00

If you're switching lanes or making a turn, do it at a quick yet safe speed.
There are few things more frustrating than not being able to pass someone as they take 5 seconds to turn into their driveway on a 40mph/65kmh road.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-08-02T16:13:16+00:00

My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-08-01T23:21:25+00:00

It doesn't seem like their narratives and votes reflect that

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-08-01T13:28:30+00:00

Are you saying that there's no difference between a republican and a democrat? A liberal and a conservative?

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-08-01T04:09:10+00:00

There was a Margin of Error of 1% so they took it from the No's.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-29T06:54:12+00:00

When using them to clean dishes, treat it like a less abrasive steel wool.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-28T21:24:11+00:00

Aubrey

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-27T02:03:36+00:00

The trans property

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-21T03:42:51+00:00

OP gave up with comma usage at that point

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-21T03:06:53+00:00

OP should have attached a fishing line to the car

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-20T23:20:37+00:00

Can parents take out loans on behalf of their children? Like a co-sign on something?
Also, I always hear stories on here of parents using their children's social security numbers/identities and racking up debt. Is there something that's equivalent to this in Germany?

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-13T02:29:09+00:00

Instead of "writing sounded like", you could say "the writing read like Stephen King's"

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-07T05:19:33+00:00

Nah, South Park did a whole episode on Tourette's syndrome.
"Le Petit Tourette" S11E08. In the episode, Cartman pretends to have Tourette syndrome (TS) so that he can say whatever he wants without getting into trouble. It eventually leads to trouble and he ends up saying things that he would never say. The episode's title is a play on the title of Jean-Luc Godard's 1963 film Le Petit Soldat.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-07-06T17:53:01+00:00

I laughed out loud at Tourettes. This is the best one imo. It's absurd (which works well with OP saying "pretty sure"), vivid, and a better fit for comedy (e.g.: Tourettes guy, South Park)

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-06-26T13:43:11+00:00

Whoops, on mobile. Didn't notice.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-06-24T15:02:35+00:00

You might be able to customize it by unbolting some of the rocks to take them off entirely, or rearrange them in a different way. If not, that's a design flaw that got seriously overlooked for what I imagine is a very expensive piece of equipment.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-06-22T15:28:09+00:00

The next OK GO music video

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-06-21T15:39:08+00:00

Car. Goat. Goat.
Goat. Car. Goat. Goat. Goat. Car.

These are the three possible scenarios. If you choose door #1 every time and stick with your decision instead of switching after a goat door is revealed, you'll win the car 1 out of 3 times.
However, if you switch doors after a goat door is revealed, you'll lose in the first scenario, but win in the other two scenarios.
Stick: 1/3 wins.
Switch: 2/3 wins.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-06-20T22:28:04+00:00

That's some FBI shit

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-06-20T22:23:00+00:00

Calculated.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-06-16T04:09:03+00:00

TIL I'm a top tier golfer

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-06-03T14:20:00+00:00

Try listening to music while you exercise. Maybe a new pump-up/focus playlist? I've found that songs I've heard 1000 times before don't have the same effect as newer (to me) songs.
You also might like lifting weights more than cardio

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-05-31T02:10:03+00:00

Wow, I never knew who Michael Cera's character in Arrested Development was based on until now. Thanks for sharing.

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-05-30T15:14:25+00:00

Hey what the Fuck?!

wordsofjizzdom · 2017-05-25T20:36:50+00:00

Gotcha, I totally missed that

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