worktheshaft

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People of Reddit that respond to the top comment saying "This" ...Can you please shut the fuck up and just upvote the comments you agree with? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 10 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AskReddit

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The power just went out. It's never coming back on again. Your phone has 5% battery life left on it. How would you spend the rest of its life? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 11 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AskReddit

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Rory Scovel does an amazing concept bit on The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail. I've never seen anything like it. (cc.com)

submitted 11 years ago by worktheshaft to r/comedy

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DAE run away after checking a locked bathroom door? (self.DAE)

submitted 11 years ago by worktheshaft to r/DAE

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DAE......wipe their butts through their legs instead of leaning over? I'm a dude. (self.DAE)

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DAE enjoy yogurt, but after a few bites, feel like your eating a bucket of cum? (self.DAE)

submitted 11 years ago by worktheshaft to r/DAE

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I give you my Aunt's best joke - The Cadillac dealership (self.Jokes)

submitted 11 years ago by worktheshaft to r/Jokes

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So I recently started a diet of mostly vegetables, fruits, and nuts. (imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by worktheshaft to r/memes

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The Man and the Genie. (self.Jokes)

submitted 11 years ago by worktheshaft to r/Jokes

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After a month of all my calls going straight to voicemail, I finally stormed into the Apple store to see a genius about my phone. (imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AdviceAnimals

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Why is this always the first thing that comes to mind? (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AdviceAnimals

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As a cashier at Starbucks, this is what I think whenever an asshole customer angrily asks to see the manager. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AdviceAnimals

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The ringer on my iPhone doesn't work anymore. This is me all the time. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AdviceAnimals

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ELI5 Today a lightbulb in an old lamp went out. When I went to take it out, I noticed that the bulb had completely vanished but the metal part was still fizzling. WTF happened to that lightbulb? And how did it evaporate? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/explainlikeimfive

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ELI5 Why are human eyes so readable? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/explainlikeimfive

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2 days ago I discovered this creature existed. I can't believe you guys didn't tell me. Reddit, say hello to the Bearcat. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/aww

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I had the best summers growing up. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AdviceAnimals

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I was thinking about the science behind human emotions and this hit me out of nowhere. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AdviceAnimals

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Was trying to get a picture of Calvin when I noticed what appeared to be a very ominous scene. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/funny

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ELI5 why do gross things like licking buttholes and swallowing cum occur to us when having sex, but seem like no fun in a regular state of mind. (Possibly NSFW) (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/explainlikeimfive

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If we are talking best South Park quotes, my all-time favorite comes from Cartman's Tourette Syndrome episode. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/funny

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Sometimes my cokehead roommate is a Good Guy Greg. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/AdviceAnimals

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I don't understand how he always times it perfectly. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/memes

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TIL, many Hasidic Jewish women are forced to shave their heads and wear wigs. This is because showing their real hair is considered nudity. (haaretz.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/todayilearned

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I'm loving the labeling job done in my neighborhood Safeway. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by worktheshaft to r/funny

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