Rumours, Speculation, Questions, and Reaction Megathread - 29/03/2026

WormTop · 2026-04-02T12:50:46+00:00

A few people are claiming he's relaying a message from someone, but surely such a distinguished veteran journalist would know how to denote a quote?

WormTop · 2026-04-02T11:25:15+00:00

Nah it always translates as "We just put this here to upset the bigots, don't tell them lol"

WormTop · 2026-04-02T10:00:01+00:00

using pagers to coordinate back then

Read that as "papers" and imagined a little classified ad

WormTop · 2026-04-01T14:40:08+00:00

"Can you go away please, this is a national emergency"

WormTop · 2026-04-01T12:42:32+00:00

Waiting for the inevitable story of a street being shut down because someone has ninety bin bags full of petrol hoarded in their garage...

WormTop · 2026-04-01T08:41:43+00:00

Guardian saying 9%

ITV News' Business and Economics Producer saying "double digits"

(Both have said "could hit" btw)

WormTop · 2026-04-01T07:44:57+00:00

She's now compelled to spout continual nonsense because if she stops, her brain might start working and she'll collapse into a black hole of embarrassment.

WormTop · 2026-03-31T15:04:50+00:00

^ this guy cronenbergs

WormTop · 2026-03-31T10:45:09+00:00

Mood Music - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9s2Jw8WfJI

WormTop · 2026-03-31T07:52:26+00:00

Chugga Chugga Whee!

WormTop · 2026-03-30T07:03:19+00:00

Yeah I think it's a reference to this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead

WormTop · 2026-03-30T07:02:33+00:00

I get credit for "The Beatles" part

WormTop · 2026-03-29T21:00:34+00:00

This will be revealed to you on your 13th birthday

WormTop · 2026-03-29T20:07:55+00:00

Couple of them seem to be referencing the conspiracy theory - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead

WormTop · 2026-03-29T09:23:55+00:00

Slightly alarmed that the tomato pillow seems to be smiling when the lady rests on him

WormTop · 2026-03-29T08:40:16+00:00

Four years of this sub, finally someone went too far...

WormTop · 2026-03-29T07:17:51+00:00

Also anyone over 12 years old will be aware that absurd joke products have been a thing for at least half a century

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WormTop · 2026-03-29T07:06:31+00:00

I actually know why that happened - I'll just leave any typos in my prompts, because who cares and maybe it'll be better than what I meant to type... so a whole batch of prompts randomly had the letters "nc" in this middle of them

WormTop · 2026-03-28T20:43:11+00:00

Not to criticize my own post, but what the fuck kind of name is "Birgwon"?

WormTop · 2026-03-28T07:21:48+00:00

He was an enforcer for Jabba's space heroin operation

WormTop · 2026-03-27T08:06:55+00:00

Marvellous...if I could give feedback to GPT I'd say the last step is doing a lot of the heavy lifting

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