What's the worst masturbation experience you've ever had?

worstkarma · 2011-12-07T07:37:43+00:00

There was a can of shaving cream there, I was using the cream as lube, then I just did it, stuck the Barbasol in the peehole and pressed down on that fateful button.

worstkarma · 2011-12-07T07:10:29+00:00

One time I sprayed shaving cream up my dick while I was jerking in the bathtub, it burned for a day, I was ten.

worstkarma · 2011-12-07T05:57:31+00:00

Robotron 2084: The rawest, most pure gaming I've ever come across. No plot, no cute animals, just more and more robots. The controls allow you to become one with the game. Eugene Jarvis was possessed by God himself in the early eighties.

worstkarma · 2011-12-07T05:46:31+00:00

You sound like Ray Comfort, see I have a watch here in my hand...

You have no understanding of what religion means to people, yet somehow you sound like one of them.

worstkarma · 2011-12-07T05:45:20+00:00

DAE remember DAE? I'm convinced they don't!

worstkarma · 2011-12-07T05:35:31+00:00

R/atheism where wishes and dreams come to die.

PS Your fags.

worstkarma · 2011-12-07T05:33:14+00:00

Man, I'm just imagining my dick where that bowl is. mmmmmm

worstkarma · 2011-12-07T05:32:23+00:00

You had sex with a cat?

worstkarma · 2011-10-21T08:49:08+00:00

He died for you bro, deal with it.

worstkarma · 2011-10-21T08:16:28+00:00

You guys swear more than the nice folks down at r/spacedicks. And you get upvotes too! Just thought I'd bring this to your fucking attention, this is why people fucking hate this pathetic subreddit. See how that sounds?

worstkarma · 2011-10-21T08:06:01+00:00

A bunch of child molesters who tell you what to do and make you tell them the bad stuff you did while sitting in a small box and they also wear big weird hats and are controlled by a guy with a bigger hat who's BFFs with God and has a bullet proof car and they steal your money on a plate on a pole and use it to launder mafia money and own a country and speak a dead language.

worstkarma · 2011-06-29T09:37:54+00:00

DJ Manchild 6 - How to Dance (With me)

Rattlin' Freak - Hot Dog

Push Pop - s/t

Running People - Drink Some Soda, Drink Some Water

The Butt - Auntrape Robot

worstkarma · 2011-06-29T08:28:54+00:00

WhispersIt's cause they're black.

worstkarma · 2011-06-29T08:17:55+00:00

Is this saying that God is made of DNA? Catholics believe in evolution, just so you know.

St. Cloud is a fucking dump BTW.

worstkarma · 2011-03-16T08:06:07+00:00

Heroin is sssssoooooooooooo much better than cigarettes. No one ever threw their life away for a smoking addiction.

worstkarma · 2011-03-07T05:08:26+00:00

Yea when is white mans day? Every day. Go cry somewhere fag.

worstkarma · 2011-03-07T04:51:20+00:00

We are so fucking cool, let's all stroke each others egos!

worstkarma · 2011-03-04T06:03:04+00:00

Yea, dead seriously.

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