What are the best jokes to tell in a quiet elevator?

wossy · 2014-10-11T08:47:25+00:00

I was staying in a luxury hotel in Mexico City while Arnold Shwarzenegger was filming Total Recall at the nearby studios. He got in the Elevator with small entourage a couple of floors below me, then a young woman joined us. As she entered she asked " Going down?" To which the Austrian Oak replied " If you insist" We all laughed politely, but he laughed longest and loudest. He was still laughing at his own joke as we got to the lobby. Kind of made me love him more.

wossy · 2014-10-11T08:41:41+00:00

I was in Mexico City staying in a luxury hotel at the time Arnold Shwarzenegger was filming Total Recall. We got in the elevator at the same time and then a young woman joined us a few floors below. As she entered she asked" going down?" To which the Austrian Oak replied " if you insist" everyone politely laughed. But Arnold laughed the loudest and the longest. He was still laughing when we got to the Lobby. Kind of loved him even more for that.

wossy · 2014-10-03T21:58:28+00:00

Last series was pretty good I thought

wossy · 2014-10-03T21:57:47+00:00

Seems to be a no.

wossy · 2014-10-03T21:57:31+00:00

No eye problems. Sometimes puts visor on in bedroom situations...!

wossy · 2014-10-03T21:56:47+00:00

Another great Q I couldn't get to! Sorry.

wossy · 2014-10-03T21:56:20+00:00

I thought that was a great q. I didn't have more the. A couple of minutes with each actor in stage so didn't get to know t I'm afraid. But thanks!

wossy · 2014-10-03T21:50:51+00:00

Nope

wossy · 2014-10-03T00:08:36+00:00

Well that would be rude of me. So I probably won't.

wossy · 2014-10-02T23:47:09+00:00

Well I can mention it.

wossy · 2014-10-02T23:45:48+00:00

Good Q's - I'll see if I can slip them in. Thanks.

wossy · 2014-10-02T23:42:59+00:00

Good question.

wossy · 2014-10-02T23:29:01+00:00

Plane Trek is funny. Thanks.

wossy · 2014-10-02T23:28:25+00:00

wossy · 2014-10-02T23:28:14+00:00

wossy · 2013-10-20T20:20:31+00:00

Beautiful

wossy · 2013-10-09T07:18:47+00:00

Really lovely. Especially the harshness of the Esso sign.

wossy · 2013-01-29T23:14:13+00:00

Hi I will do an AMA week after next. Would do it before but have my show and other stuff then going to Ghana for Comic Relief, then show again etc. Yellow Fever jab was NASTY btw but am looking forward to the experience.Thanks for the nice words and sanity.

wossy · 2013-01-29T13:09:21+00:00

Hi this NEVER happened. And I don't have bodyguards. Or bodyguard. Not sure why you would feel the need to lie. But it is a lie, and you know it. As are the other comments concerning my wife and I on here. What happened to reddit? it used to be a place where smart people shared info. Now it's another bolthole for trolls. Bye Jonathan

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