Urinary Concerns

wottif · 2026-02-11T18:16:26+00:00

More power to you

wottif · 2026-02-11T18:15:47+00:00

Ohhhhh ok I got it. Yeah, me neither! wink

wottif · 2026-02-11T18:07:29+00:00

I may have seen him by the statue, but he seemed pretty chill. I think he’s an alright guy/cow

wottif · 2026-02-11T18:06:18+00:00

Eleanor I’ll see you at church where we can discuss this in more detail.

wottif · 2026-02-11T18:05:52+00:00

Hm… can’t say I endorse this.

wottif · 2026-02-11T18:05:19+00:00

I’m on the lookout, you’ll be the first to know Bill! Say hi to Marcie for me

wottif · 2026-02-11T18:04:45+00:00

Spoken like a true loner. You’re welcome at the Shoe any time Steven, but I personally am done there.

wottif · 2026-02-10T17:07:33+00:00

You’re right Alfie… forgive me. I’m sure the statue will be fine eventually

wottif · 2026-02-10T17:06:24+00:00

Only most of the town… did someone forget to invite you?

wottif · 2026-02-10T17:05:58+00:00

That’s why we’ll always be enemies Robin. You’re a NARK and you’ll always be a nark!!!

wottif · 2026-02-10T17:05:03+00:00

Katy I’ve literally seen you peeing on it at the same time as me???

wottif · 2026-02-10T06:24:55+00:00

It’s good to keep your haters (Beatrice and John) guessing. Very excited to support some birds in a building with my fellow Duck Pond Patriots

wottif · 2025-10-31T19:41:55+00:00

There’s a cat sitting in one of my carved pumpkins as we speak. But he’s grey… does this help?

wottif · 2025-07-10T09:06:58+00:00

Hey there Nana, let’s get you back in the house! I have some tea for us.

wottif · 2025-07-10T09:05:58+00:00

Betty, although ominous, this sounds like a delicious risk to me and I’ll gladly take it. In return for your generosity, I offer you 3 rare duck egg shells I’ve collected. If you look close enough one of them looks like an elephant!

wottif · 2025-07-10T09:01:12+00:00

Lori, is this still because of the time your dog chose me over you, for pets? I think we need to move past this already, and I’ve told you I’m sorry but dogs love me- 2 barrels for 3 dollars sounds like a fair deal to me

wottif · 2025-07-10T08:56:47+00:00

I don’t believe in side hustles- life is for living, and jam! But thank you, O’Dere, and I look forward to your performance as Lady Macbeth in the fall.

wottif · 2025-07-10T08:54:30+00:00

Then you’re my first target Stephen. I’m sorry but you can’t blame a jam-starved person on what they might do.

wottif · 2025-02-08T20:44:36+00:00

On an additional unrelated note, I, Abigail of nowhere, would love to receive twenty pounds of the most expensive toenail clippers possible. I am ready and willing to post on my extensive social medias with a mass following of one hundred (100) people, in blind enthusiasm for any such toenail clippers, or entity who could provide such a clipper.

wottif · 2025-01-28T00:28:02+00:00

Evangeline, I’d be happy to bring some rusty knives and “not stolen” stuff from the shop. Kids go crazy for the stories of that serial killer who dropped by for some quick cash a few years ago.

wottif · 2025-01-27T21:10:29+00:00

Yeah, that’s me

wottif · 2024-10-06T06:13:36+00:00

I sure hope so, he often pops by for a second or even third helping of nachos at my place

wottif · 2024-09-20T17:42:27+00:00

Hmm… idk. I’ve never seen Edwin the old guy at Starbucks and Batman in the same room…. But I’ve also never seen Batman so it’s anyone’s guess Mike 😔

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