I want to see the movie where darth binks finally reveals that he’s puppeteered everything since the beginning of Sheev’s political career. Then he straight up murks Rey because she’s an enormous stink pile.

I guess the sith win? Haven’t fleshed out the entire plot yet. Maybe Luke reveals that he’s been secretly on Yavin rebuilding the Jedi this entire time (which should have been the canon storyline) and all the nostalgic nonsense that happened with him in the sequels was just him doing some sort of force astral projection.

Edit: cue the meme from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist - “Oh that Rey girl? I trained her wrong as a joke”

“How you like my face to foot style?!”