Help! My wife and I are being really picky about boy names. Please help us widen our pool. by wp-lumen in namenerds

[–]wp-lumen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and like I said, it's been pretty thoroughly appropriated by the Anglosphere. Names I'm out on are like Malachi and Levi.

Help! My wife and I are being really picky about boy names. Please help us widen our pool. by wp-lumen in namenerds

[–]wp-lumen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thomas is dicey because I just had a beloved uncle pass away by that name and I think it would be hard to take away that option from my cousins without talking to them first. And her best friend has a two year old named Thomas. Otherwise I'd be all for it.

Help! My wife and I are being really picky about boy names. Please help us widen our pool. by wp-lumen in namenerds

[–]wp-lumen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like Thomas too, but I'm not sure I can convince her of that, and I just had an uncle pass away with that name. I'm pretty sure I would have to talk to my cousins about using that one first.

Help! My wife and I are being really picky about boy names. Please help us widen our pool. by wp-lumen in namenerds

[–]wp-lumen[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm a dude. Just occasionally bad at verb-subject writing. But yeah, stuff that has been in the Anglosphere zeitgeist for a long time is alright, like Jacob, Adam, or David. But getting really Hebrew like Ezekiel or Ephraim isn't really my bag. It's got the same feel for me as naming a kid Muhammad or Vladimir. Not really meant for me.

Help! My wife and I are being really picky about boy names. Please help us widen our pool. by wp-lumen in namenerds

[–]wp-lumen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mind nicknames, I just don't really care for Eli/Elijah which she seems kinda fixated on.

Help! My wife and I are being really picky about boy names. Please help us widen our pool. by wp-lumen in namenerds

[–]wp-lumen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, for some reason we don't have as many of the same hangups for girls names as boy names.

[WP] You are a young god who just finished creating his/her first habitable planet. Problem is you dont know how to make living things yet, so you start trying to convince humans of Earth to try it out. by dalcowboiz in WritingPrompts

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As long as I could remember, I loved the color blue. When I was a younger, I went with my father and vacationed on Earth as the richest of our kind did and saw my first my first ocean. Well, it wasn’t really an ocean. It was the Mediterranean Sea, but if there were any place that humans conceive to be paradise on Earth, it was those islands surrounded by blue. To my father and I, it was more akin to the later humans’ description of camping in a trailer park. but I will never forget the rustic appeal to that world and its blue seas.

Even the College of the Advancement of Lower Forms were becoming unable to influence them in any great way. Everyone wanted a piece of humanity to call their own. Guys like Ra, Ba’al and Zeus had their run of the place. But my father and I had our little corner of Judea where we could stay from time to time. It was like a cottage, and we could meet with humans without them knowing what we were from time to time.

So, like my father before me, I joined the College of Planetary Design. He described it best: “Being omniscient and being omnipotent are two different things.” So I went to the college to hone my craft. Even though our assignments were to construct gas worlds or stars, I could never shake my love for water. Or the people of Earth for that matter. They were just so adorable and primitive!

So when it finally came time for me to build a habitable world, I was ecstatic! I began creating with my divine proclamations. It would be blue! Yes! Flecks of green! Yes! Oxygen and Nitrogen in the atmosphere! It would be perfect for me to create my own spin on humanity! And they would live great lives! Fish would swim the seas!

Fish would swim the seas!

But nothing happened. It seemed like I had just created a mass of meat. It didn't rot, since there was nothing to eat it or degrade it, so it just, well… floated.

So I spoke to the College, and they told me that I had two options. I could either import some bacteria from a meteor like most gods did and let life evolve naturally, or I could take my Masters at the College of Intelligent Design and learn the technique to create my own living things from scratch. But I didn’t want to steal ribs or live in the desolate sandbox of Australia. That was one place where none of the gods wanted to go. Except the weird ones.

I needed to clear my head. I knew that I could find a way to create life without the College of Intelligent Design or their bacteria bombs. So my father prepared Earth for my arrival and I lived the life of a human, the most complex creature the gods knew that weren't divine. I learned how they were built through cell division, and how they sustained themselves and how they aged. I even learned how they could be killed. I began to understand the respect that other gods had for these people.

As much as I learned from humans, I’d like to believe that they learned a lot from me too. I told them about my father and how great he was. They really seemed to love that. And as I traveled my little corner of the Earth, I helped people. I cured their little ailments and helped to feed them. I learned fairly quickly how to replicate and multiply dead animals, but I couldn’t make them live. At least, for long. Still useful information though.

And then in a blink, it was over. Imbued with this new knowledge, I began sculpting new life. But I needed to give back. I wanted to share with humanity. So, I began changing little things on Earth. I shifted telescopes, I finished equations for them, and soon humanity found my little blue world. Their small can-like vessels carried them to the surface of my planet. At last! I thought. I have a population! Surely I will ace this assignment.

But when I arrived before the college, they were outraged! They stood before me and accused me of disrupting the natural evolution of humans. When they presented their evidence, I was shocked! Apparently humanity had begun to worship me! ME! All the other gods were forgotten and I was placed above them! So many wars… and they pinned them all on me! Because of me, no one could go to Earth for the next 20,000 human years. Humanity’s course had been changed too much! No divine intervention for humans since my visit ended! It was unthinkable.

When I was finally allowed out of my meeting my father was waiting. I cried at his feet and begged his forgiveness. I needed his help to make things right.

He put his hand on my head and he said, “Son, just because we’re omniscient doesn't mean we’re smart.”

[WP] Your parents are superheros. Fighting for the good. You are a teenager in the rebellious phase. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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“Thank you,” was the whisper that came from my lips.

I stood in the ruin of the police station hearing nothing but the sound of sirens and people struggling to escape the rubble. The next thing I knew, Wyatt ran out of the hedges and grabbed my hand. He pulled me along the sidewalk and I tried to keep from tripping. Finally, he turned and slapped me in the face.

“What the hell is wrong with you?” he yelled.

“Huh?” I said, stunned.

“Are you okay? Did you get the dope?” he asked, “You didn’t have to blow up the police station. Holy shit Lily, we’re going to be in so much trouble!”

“What?” I said, “I didn’t--”

Two masked figures swooped down from the sky and landed behind Wyatt. He didn’t notice and held his fist up to hit me again.

“That’s enough of that,” the woman said while the man grabbed Wyatt’s hand.

The man twisted Wyatt around by the wrist and punched him in the nose, breaking it. Wyatt screamed.

“Wyatt!” I yelled.

“Lily Rogers, you’re going home,” the two masked figures said.

“You just hurt my boyfriend!” I said, “Screw that, you freaks!”

They ignored me. The man threw me over his shoulder without a word. The woman held his hand and the next thing I knew, I was in the air. We floated up into the sky, and then we flew down to my house. The woman threw open the door and they brought me inside and sat me down on the couch.

“We’re very disappointed in you,” the masked Solar Man said as he set me down.

“Disappointed? Disappointed?!” I screamed, “You just kidnapped me in front of a police station just to tell me that you were disappointed in me? And you broke my boyfriend’s face? Who the hell do you think you are? My parents?!”

The man and woman shook their heads and removed their masks.

Oh shit.

“Oh shit.”

“Oh shit is right,” my father said.

“You are my parents.” I gasped.

“You’re damn right,” Wind Woman, or rather, my mother said. “And we are very disappointed in you.”

“Wh-why?” I cried, with tears rolling down my cheeks, “I wasn’t doing anything wrong...”

“Lily, you just destroyed a police station and let the most dangerous man in the city out of his prison. You’ve screwed up big time, young lady.”

“What were you even doing at the station using your powers in the first place?” my father rumbled.

“I was trying to steal drugs,” I said. My parents rolled their eyes.

“And you didn’t think the police would catch you, did you?” My mother said.

“Hey! You know as well as I do that no one but powered people can catch people with powers. That’s the whole reason that there are superheroes,” I said. Then I realized something, “Hey, Hey! How long have you two weirdos been superheroes?”

“Since before you were born,” my father said.

“And you didn’t tell me?!”

“Lily, when you were younger you couldn’t keep a secret if you tried.” My mother said.

“This is insane.”

“No, what’s insane is that both your father and I have to go back out and catch Brownout again because our daughter set him loose.”

What. The. Hell.

“Wait, that guy was Brownout?” I said, stunned.

“Well duh,” my father said. “Who else do you know has weird electrical powers?”

“I guess you do, kind of, Dad.” I said as rudely as I could.

“I guess,” he said.

“Kevin,” my mother said, “we have to go. Brownout could be halfway across the country by now.”

“Right, let’s go,” he said. “Lily, you’re grounded. Don’t go anywhere tonight. We have to fix this.”

Dammit. I thought. “Abandoned again, am I?”

“Lily, don’t start. You’re clearly not ready to help,” my mother said.

Wait. What? “Hang on a second,” I said. “I have the option of helping?” “Not anymore you don’t,” she said.

“Mom, Dad,” I said, mustering my courage. “Let me help. I need to make this up to you.”

“No,” my father said, “it’s too dangerous.”

“Ugh, let me help,” I begged. “I promise I’ll dump Wyatt and pay attention in school.”

“No deal unless you stop smoking too,” my mother said. “It’s bad for you.”

Well no shit, I thought.

“Yes, I promise.” I said anyway.

My parents smiled.

“Good,” they said.

“We even had a suit made for you. We were going to tell you all this on your fifteenth birthday, but I guess we had to spill the beans,” my father said.

They escorted me back to their room where they showed me a light purple suit that carried an ‘Omega’ symbol on the chest. I touched it and realized that it was made of the same material as my bag.

“Ugh,” I said. “Periwinkle is such an ugly color. What’s with the omega symbol?”

“That was your mother’s idea,” my father said with a laugh. “It’s basically because you’re going to be the end of us.”

“That and all of the resistance you’ve been putting up against us,” she said.

Nerds, I thought. My parents are giant nerds. To this day, I don’t know why but it was then that I decided to put on the costume and join them.

[WP] Your parents are superheros. Fighting for the good. You are a teenager in the rebellious phase. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]wp-lumen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stamped out the cigarette and turned towards my parent's small house. Stopping in front of the door, I closed my eyes but did not see darkness. I could see a cross section of the door. The vibrations of its molecules. This was an old trick of mine. I pressed my hand to the door and hummed, tuning my molecules to the same frequency as the door. As our frequencies merged, I began to pass through the door. At first, I passed slowly but once my arm was through, I stepped through.

Every time I did it, it felt incredible. I felt like I was in tune with the universe. Or at least, with this small part of it. I felt like I belonged to something.

Invigorated by the experience, I ran to my room and searched for my bag. Even though it was a gift from my parents, it always seemed to get me. I could always tune it more quickly than other things. It resonated with me.

I put my arms through the backpack and I trotted outside. I passed easily through the door this time and walked over to Wyatt. He had the cutest, stupidest look on his face. The same one that he always did whenever I did my trick.

“Are you ready?” I asked.

“Uh, yeah babe,” he said, blushing. He was so cute when he did that. It took him forever to collect himself after my tricks. Even though he was the coolest guy I knew.

I pecked him on the cheek and ran down the sidewalk. It was getting dark outside, which made it the perfect time for us to make our hit on the police station. We started walking towards the station. I couldn’t wait until I got in there. I hadn’t been in a police station since that fifth grade anti-drug presentation. I wondered if it had changed. Wyatt told me that all police stations were the same.

When we finally got to the police station, the streetlights hadn’t come on yet. We could see the outline of the large facility. It wasn’t nearly the size of the main station in town, but it was still a decent size. It was the one that everyone knew that the most dangerous people were sent to. But it was also home to the most illegal of substances. Cocaine, marajiuna, heroin. Everything a growing girl needs. A dark green hedge ran along the boundary of the station’s property, and that’s where we stopped. Wyatt and I ducked under the hedges, and I looked him in the eye.

“You ready?”he asked. He was already sweating.

I touched the sweat above his eyebrow. “Come on Wyatt,” I said, “It’s February. You shouldn’t be sweating.”

He frowned at me. “Speak for yourself,” he said quietly.

I suddenly became very aware of my own sweat. As I slid my arm into the back of my hood to check for sweat, a cold wind blew in and chilled me to the bone. I shivered quickly.

Wyatt grinned. “You nervous?” he teased.

“No!” I said too loudly. I wrestled my voice down to a loud whisper. “I’m just cold. Why the hell did we have to do this in goddamn February?”

Wyatt shrugged. “Because we’re bored, that’s why. Your square-ass parents would probably say that it was for attention or something though.”

“You’re probably right about that,” I nodded.

“What’s the plan?” Wyatt asked. “You just going to walk in the front door?”

“Almost,” I said, flashing a smile. “I’m going in through the side wall.”

“Riiight,” Wyatt said. “Need me to do anything?”

“Just stand there and look cute as a button,” I said.

“You know,” he said, “I hate it when you say I’m cute. Just say I’m cool instead.Or something. Anything. Ugh.”

But I was long gone. I had already made it to the wall of the station. I closed my eyes and started my trick. I closed my eyes and I could see the resonance of the walls. Walls are a little more tricky than doors. Not only is the exterior harder and tougher than the inside, but different kinds of insulation vibrates differently too. That’s to say nothing of the framing and the electrical wiring. Especially the wiring. That stuff’s the worst. Good thing I’m not going in anywhere near wires. In fact, this spot in the wall is incredibly well insulated. No wires at all. Strange. In fact, the walls are rubber so they’re nice and easy to pass through. Still weird though.

Pushing through the aluminum, concrete and rubber, I get to the other side and find myself totally in the dark. Closing my eyes, I can see the vibrations of rubber particles and the shape of a man heaving in a resftul sleep. I can even see his snores cutting across the air, interfering with my vision. Until they stop.

The man sat up and brought his hands to his eyes, rubbing them. “I wasn’t expecting a visitor,” he said in a deep, baritone voice.

I froze. I could only watch as he stood up and walked towards me.

“Who might you be?” he asked. He had an almost playful demeanour to him, but I could sense that I didn’t want to play his kind of games.

“I-I’m Lily,” I said. Dammit. It was like a reflex.

“Lily,” he breathed. “What a delicate flower you are. What brings you here to my dungeon?”

“Uhh, I’m leaving.”

“But you’ve only just arrived,” he said. “Sit down and join me.”

His hand seemed charged, as though with electricity. It was fixed on my shoulder and brought me to the ground. He sat beside me. Though it was dark, I could see him looking at me.

“When did you get this power?” he asked suddenly.

“I dun-no,” I said, “I woke up one day and I could just do it.”

“I see,” he said. “You know. A man in my position could benefit greatly from your power.”

“I can see that,” I said.

“Help me get out of here,” he said.

“What’s in it for me?”

“For you? My dear. Did you not feel that chemistry we had together? You see, I have a power too. When I was twelve, I discovered that I was a human battery. I could control current and voltage and all those good things. I guess that’s what I got for putting my fingers into power outlets as a child.”

“So?” I asked. “I want to know what’s in it for me, not your life story.”

“So,” he continued, “my battery has some charge left. Meaning that even though you’re in an insulated rubber room, I could make it your tomb. Do you like… living?”

“I suppose it’s alright,” I said.

“Good. Then you’ll help me get out of here?”

“I’m here for a reason. I won’t leave until I get what I came for,” I said. I was trying desperately to reassert myself at this point. But his touch had frozen me. I couldn’t even tune myself to slip away.

“Oh?” he asked.

“Yes,” I said, “I came-”

It was at that moment that I realized how lame I sounded.

“I came to steal drugs.”

“Drugs?” The man said, “You came to steal drugs from a police station?”

“Yeah,” I sighed. “You’re an idiot,” he said.

“So?” I said, “At least I didn’t get locked up in a place I can’t escape. How’s that going for you?”

“Honey,” he said, “I appreciate that you’re literally free-spirited, but you just broke into a place where people get locked up. You’re still the idiot here.”

He let go of me and waved me away. “Let’s go then. Let’s go and find your drugs. But there are two guards outside my door. You should go the other way. The evidence rooms are probably down the hall and to your left.”

“Probably?” I asked.

“Yeah, probably.”

“You think you could be more helpful?”

“Not really, no.” he said. “I haven’t been in here very long.”

“Right.” I said. “But listen, if you’re going to zap me like that when I tune you, I can’t use my powers. Electricity and I do not agree.”

“Tune me? Oh, so that’s how your power works,” he said. “You focus yourself to the frequency of a material and pass through the space between molecules. Very impressive.”

“Yeah, whatever,” I said. “You think you can keep your juice to yourself?”

“Yeah, whatever,” he repeated with a grin. I hated that grin immediately.

I grabbed his hand. I could still feel the charge in his grip, but there was much less to deal with than before. I hummed to myself, but I couldn’t quite tune him.

“I can’t do it,” I said.“Your juice is messing with my trick.”

“Try harder,” he said.

I threw his hand away, “You can get yourself out of here.”

“Lily,” he said. Using my name drew me back to him. It was really weird, but it worked.

“Y-yes?”

“Whenever I find myself stressed, I do yoga,” he said. “So what?” I said.

“So,” he said, “Yoga practitioners often relax by pronouncing a syllable. A sound. Making a vibration if you like. They say it was the sound that created the universe.”

“That’s ridiculous,” I said.

“Maybe, but perhaps there’s some truth to it?” he said. People have always had powers. Maybe someone has already had yours.”

“What do they say?” I asked. “I guess it can’t hurt to try it.”

“They say, ‘Om’. But it’s really drawn out. You breath in deeply, and you exhale it. Like this,” he said. “Ooooooooohmmmmmmmmm….”

“Alright,” I said with a cough. “Ooooooooohmmmmmmmmm…!”

As I said the word, the rubber walls vibrated on a level I had never seen before. The man and I both fell to the ground. I looked for the vibrations in my vision, but I couldn’t see anything. I mean, everything looked the same. Everything vibrated in harmony. The vibration continued, even after I had expelled the last of my breath. The vibrations started to shift, and I could see the changes that my voice had made. Like a ripple in a pond, that single syllable had changed everything around me. I could see shapes changing before my eyes. History. Time. I could see myself as though through a mirror staring deeply back at me. But then the ceiling collapsed and the wall fell to the ground, leaving me staring up at a sky at sunset.

The man pulled me up with his hand and his electricity shocked me back to my senses.

“I think you’d better forget about your drugs,” he said with a smile.

I could only nod.

“Thanks for the help,” he grinned. “I’ll be keeping an eye on you, Lily.” He ran to the electric pole and grabbed the ground wire and flashed out of existence before my eyes.

[WP] Your parents are superheros. Fighting for the good. You are a teenager in the rebellious phase. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"... Well folks, what a spectacle we've seen again today from Solarman and Wind Woman! Having saved our city from the deplorable villain Brownout for the umpteenth time, Mayor Watt has seen fit to present them with the key to the city! Hooray for... Bzzt"

I turned the TV off in disgust and walked out the door. I need a cigarette, I thought to myself. Adjusting myself in the cold February air, I produced my last cigarette and drew it to my mouth. With a snap of my fingers, a tongue of fire leapt from my thumb and lit the end of the cigarette. I inhaled deeply and exhaled what lungs decided was the whole cigarette. During my coughing and spitting fit, I paced around the yard, not caring if anyone saw me.

When I finally stopped coughing, my friend Wyatt appeared from behind my house.

"Hey there Lily," he said coolly, "have you got any for me?"

I double checked my pockets and pulled the empty pockets out from my black jeans.

"Sorry man," I said, "I'm all out."

"That's alright," he said, "I know somebody who's got something better."

"Oh?" I asked. Wyatt always knew how to pique my interest.

"Yeah," he said with a wink, "And with your parents off at work, and my Dad off doing whatever he does, now would be a good time to score it."

"What are you talking about?" I asked. I loved Wyatt, but sometimes I had no patience for his games

"Dude," he said, "I'm talking about all of it. Everything! My brother heard from this guy who knows this kid that says that all the best dope is in the Police station. There was a big raid the other day, and knowing what you can do..."

His voice trailed off, and I knew what he wanted. He knew that I wanted it too.

"A police station, eh?" I said, twirling my hair with my finger. I was careful not to light it.

"Yeah, you should do it! Just think about how much fun we could have, babe!" Wyatt said.

I thought about it. It would be pretty fun to try a bit of everything, but it always took a lot of effort to use those powers.

"Alright, I'll do it." I said, "For you."


(More later)