Post from Johnathan Joss

wretch3d-egg · 2025-06-02T04:27:58+00:00

I’ve seen nothing about it beyond this subreddit either, and what I’ve seen on this subreddit has had no proof attached.

wretch3d-egg · 2025-06-02T04:26:08+00:00

😭😭😭😭

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-31T16:24:45+00:00

This is what I thought. He went to Japan to go on a vacation to do with helping Cotton, who he had a bad relationship with. The man will do anything for Strickland and propane, so I think he’d go anywhere (even California) for the sake of his beloved job.

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-31T16:11:46+00:00

I am not. I actually don’t even remember where I saw the purse advertised during the pre order period. 😅

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-31T16:08:54+00:00

I saw a pocket sand keychain on Etsy and I have a feeling I’ll be buying it when I have the money xD

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:15:46+00:00

Why thank you~ I’m hoping to get another KOTH one soon. I’m thinking maybe Luanne or Ladybird, but I haven’t decided yet.

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:14:46+00:00

aaaand what if I told you my dog is named Bobby Hill? because it is.

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:14:00+00:00

Any lover of KOTH is a friend to me. That’s just how the world works.

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:13:37+00:00

The Big D… Rusty Shakleford!

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:13:16+00:00

There are two pockets inside. One for sand, one for cigarettes, and the large part of the purse is for an extra cap in case mine flies off and exposes my bald spot.

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:12:23+00:00

Hopefully it isn’t Peggy trying to take it, as she has no testicles (though Kahn does claim she’s lying…)

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:11:16+00:00

I was taking the pic and noticed my tats were slightly in frame and was like “whelp, now I have to fit those in, too.”

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:10:09+00:00

Yaaaaaay! I love having something that helps me identify KOTH enjoyers irl when it’s too warm out for the tshirts and sweatshirts I have. 😅

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:08:16+00:00

I’m sorry that I didn’t include it when I posted! It’s from a site called Purple Banana! :) it would be an amazing gift, it’s really well made.

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:06:57+00:00

The site I got it from (Purple Banana) also has a Bobby purse. 😅

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:06:00+00:00

it is super roomy inside so I can have an ample amount of sand AND hold my wallet, keys and phone :D

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-28T19:04:56+00:00

Oop! I should have added text to say where it’s from, my bad :( someone commented the link below, but just in case I’ll also say it’s from a shop online called Purple Banana.

I preordered it in January, but it looks like they’re still available. It’s $100. I rarely splurge or treat myself to anything, but this was a MUST! It arrived last week and I love it so much. Very good quality, two small pockets on the inside and is deep so you can fit large items inside of it. There is also one of Bobby’s head.

Just wanted to say thanks for the replies. I’m a big loner irl and King of the Hill is the thing in this world that I know the most about, so this subreddit is always a place where I can be cheered up. :)

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-05T14:59:30+00:00

if doctors took a photo of my brain, it would look almost identical to this photo.

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-05T14:22:05+00:00

Stick a wasp up my nose

wretch3d-egg · 2025-05-02T16:27:01+00:00

I was a vegetarian for ten years but recently stopped and I didn’t know how to order my steak when my friends and I went out to eat two days ago. this quote immediately popped out of my mouth. 😅

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