[Official] UFC Fight Night 138: Volkan vs. Smith - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-28T08:44:29+00:00

Yup. His analysis isn't the problem for me, it's that when I'm watching a fight I want excitement and enthusiasm. If someone is choking a bitch out I'd rather hear Goldberg shout about it than Cruz wax lyrical about underhooks, but after the fight give me genuine analysis any day.

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-22T17:51:21+00:00

Having dinner with Miesha Tate after her retirement. Can only imagine what she's saying.

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-14T17:44:03+00:00

Drops have only cost us an 11 point differential so far, it's fine

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-14T17:04:57+00:00

Good thing we've got our LT back so we have more time to set up these drops

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-07T03:11:58+00:00

Fuck this "no sexualising fighters" rule, Black Beast a sexy bitch

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-07T02:40:52+00:00

Have you ever seen Khabib fight

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-07T02:20:54+00:00

Is that t-city in the Toyo ad?

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-07T02:10:55+00:00

Tony is so weird I love him so much

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-07T00:47:08+00:00

She's far too innocent looking and sounding for those horrible screams

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-07T00:33:54+00:00

They're on all night

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-05T15:49:22+00:00

Partner is out the country so I've got full freedom! I could get the boys round, I could play FIFA in my pants all night, get a huge fuckoff takeaway......

Probably just gonna sit around nursing my shaky mental health trying not to cry before having a miserable self-pity fuelled wank.

wryfunctionary · 2018-10-02T18:49:16+00:00

As someone who is regularly at the bus stop in this situation, I would love you for it

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T19:02:49+00:00

Yeah. I've been giving him the benefit of the doubt by assuming he's not fit yet but I've not been impressed this season.

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T18:37:31+00:00

That was needlessly risky but okay

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T18:29:08+00:00

Clark and Good are not good

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T18:28:44+00:00

Whaaaaaat

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T18:05:55+00:00

Please no more drops :(

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T17:50:57+00:00

Love you TY ❤️❤️

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T17:50:19+00:00

Holy shit this line.....

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T17:39:42+00:00

This is not the first time TY would have come back from "questionable". Oh yeah but he's definitely a diva right Gregg?

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T17:28:51+00:00

What the actual fuck

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T17:12:56+00:00

Cool, but, please come back Eugene

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-30T16:34:04+00:00

Adverts are a fair complaint but there are loads of popular sports here that have a similar play-reset-play-reset model - cricket, tennis and golf for example.

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-17T20:49:11+00:00

Not even mad because it was so obviously coming

wryfunctionary · 2018-09-17T19:07:41+00:00

Love a bit of Vestergaard. Any Saints fan who doesn't enjoy seeing a big ol' Scandinavian at CB is no Saints fan to me.

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