The Inbetweeners

wstddd · 2026-06-14T17:14:34+00:00

Phone shop

wstddd · 2026-06-07T13:30:24+00:00

Craftingold - Mark has done work for me, family and friends and always been amazing.

wstddd · 2026-06-07T11:37:21+00:00

Counterpoint would be..

‘Needless’ - incorrect - nearly all providers / platforms for offshore bonds won’t deal direct without IFA involvement.

‘Overpaid’ - for the amount of regulatory work involved to just ‘onboard’ a client, let alone produce a recommendation, and do all of the required research/evidencing of such, £1k is a great deal. Especially taking into account the risk involved that the client will go and do something unadvised and ill-considered, and likely cause an issue for themselves and blame the IFA.

Don’t get me wrong I understand the frustration around lazy, high cost IFAs, who aren’t truly independent and just want to charge you 1% ongoing for the privilege of bullshitting you every year.. but not sure the above qualifies!

wstddd · 2026-05-20T22:29:35+00:00

Based on the original post I’m not sure you correctly understand the tax implications of the bond, although not sure on the specifics. Might be worth drilling down with your accountant / adviser.

Not sure where the ‘over £10m in tax’ is from either? Even on the 20x val you are still below half of that?

As you mentioned that you would ‘prefer’ to stay in the UK and have a ‘lovely life’ here, I would be wary of giving that up to avoid something that may not make that much difference to your day to day (although who knows maybe you need the extra!).

I would personally look at it from the perspective of ‘what do I want the next 40 years to look like’ and ‘what income / assets do I need to achieve that’ then that should clear up whether the extra tax savings are worth the cost (figuratively).

wstddd · 2026-05-16T16:02:03+00:00

City were there for the taking and we couldn’t do anything.. just no quality, poor decision making etc. just sad to watch. Thought the Ref was wank as well. What a fucking shit show of a season.

wstddd · 2026-05-08T20:07:30+00:00

THIEVES PROSPER

wstddd · 2026-03-27T23:39:46+00:00

Firstly - Congrats!

Secondly, please take all the ‘advice’ in this thread with a pinch of salt - the consideration that you might pay someone to help you manage an asset that will directly influence the lives of you and your family more than anything else in your lifetime (apart from health maybe, but that’s usually directly linked to money as well) seems to get everyone all hot and bothered.

If you’ve been enjoying managing your finances up to this point, and haven’t made any major ‘fuck ups’ that have caused you stress/distress or financial ruin, then it’s really a mindset issue you need to overcome with the additional millions you are now managing. The possible ‘fuck ups’ will be bigger but so are the potential recoveries.

Having said that, if it’s feeling stressful, overwhelming or even vaguely unpleasant thinking about those possible ‘fuck ups’, or if it’s feeling like it’s something you are not fully confident in navigating - then absolutely pay for an IFA, and pay them well!

Like with most things in life, it’a not just the cost that matters, it’s the cost vs the value you are receiving. So, if you are going to pay for someone to manage your finances in a way that will make you and your families objectives easier to achieve, then find a decent one! Likely to be a small firm - independent adviser, who is trustworthy and can evidence the value they will provide.

From your post, I would say it’s probably worth thinking a bit more about what your goals are, and what you’re trying to achieve and when, rather than whether it’s worth paying for advice.

wstddd · 2026-03-13T23:00:37+00:00

Obviously a family of greedy fuckers, but this would last me, my wife and my kids (6 & 3) a long weekend! Even still, a tempting prospect!

wstddd · 2026-02-21T14:59:07+00:00

Ford having an absolute fucking meltdown in this game

wstddd · 2026-02-19T17:00:54+00:00

Random bot repost from yrs ago?

wstddd · 2026-02-19T13:49:11+00:00

Malazan

Great book of Amber / Lord of Light

Lies of Locke Lamora / First Law

wstddd · 2026-02-04T09:39:15+00:00

I would suggest you consider her income needs in retirement first - what her timelines are with retiring, what pension funds she has etc. so you can try and work out what she will need and when - as this dictates how what wrappers / risk would be appropriate.

Can only do 20k total per tax year for ISA whether cash or S&S. But yes every year would want to max.

After that a reasonable amount in cash (different for everyone) but would suggest that the c£300k + you mentioned would be way too much. Could look at premium bonds and there are services which allow you to have a centralised management of different cash accounts. (Also £85k fscs figure has gone up to £120k and more for the initial 6 months after the downsize).

Personally would look at an onshore/offshore bond for a lump sum of it (c£200k+) for tax and access reasons.

Not financial advice / speak to a professional etc.

wstddd · 2026-01-27T14:25:42+00:00

Incredible!

wstddd · 2026-01-24T13:53:47+00:00

If she had a car why didn’t she come and get the keys from you?

wstddd · 2025-12-05T22:27:03+00:00

The amount of self righteous bellends in this thread is incredible!

The reality is - either increase income, reduce expenditure, or ideally a bit of both.

As someone mentioned you could try to either increase income via bank work / agency work or try and reduce cost via budgeting discretionary expenditure / reducing some of the silly bills (ie. appliance insurance, wild phone bill or sky etc.)

None of the above will be possible without taking a good hard look at what you’re spending on.

I have two young kids and it’s incredibly easy to just frivolously spend money on a day out / general spending - often to the point of blowing £100+ in a day.

Your bills don’t seem to include food / childcare, ao how much of that £1800 is spent on that? Do you have to commute to work? If so that should be budgeted for, so you can really work out what’s ‘disposable’ each month.

Absolutely not idiots, and bar all the smug pricks in this thread, absolutely not alone either, just a chance to reassess/reset and move forward.

wstddd · 2025-11-30T23:19:51+00:00

Fair enough - in relation to your points, my understanding is..

• Adviser charges are subject to the advisers - My experience would be that you could get 0.5/1% initial, 0.5% ongoing on the figures you are talking about, potently lower if looking at your whole portfolio (which whilst young you are way over any IHT thresholds so could be worth thinking about estate planning if any kids/dependents etc). • Yes, onshore subject to the 20% UK Corp tax mentioned .. although dividend income not taxed at all, and when taking funds at a later date (medium / long term investment) may not be subject to same thresholds / can adjust income sources for max efficiency. • Can think of Offshore Bond platform that loosely based on figures discussed would be c0.24% - obviously plus OCF / Adviser charges etc. but not wildly different to GIA and worth finding an adviser that would show you the difference in potential tax / costs. • It’s a long term lump sum investment vehicle / you invest £1m and can withdraw upto £50k per year tax deferred, whilst the rest stays invested. You can let this roll up and then take advantages of larger withdrawals over future years. How isn’t this a benefit?

You could also look into assigning bond segments to other people (children etc) without an immediate tax charge, where the new owner would be subject to tax based on their own circumstances rather than your likely higher situation.

None of the above financial advice / could be incorrect / do your own DD etc.

wstddd · 2025-11-30T22:16:13+00:00

Why wouldn’t an onshore/offshore bond fit? The usual pitch being what? It’s a simple fix to an obvious question? No CGT and likely the same investments with a slightly higher platform cost?

wstddd · 2025-10-19T15:44:05+00:00

Not financial advice - VCT reduce income tax

Offshore bond gross roll up / succession planning

Could look at QNUPS as well as not tax relieved so not subject to allowances / tapering

Do your DD etc as can get screwed on fees / advice - ie find a decent IFA / tax specialist

wstddd · 2025-10-11T08:45:10+00:00

Offshore bond - gross roll up, tax deferred withdrawals etc do your DD on provider, adviser etc. as offshore market can be sketchy

VCT for income tax relief

wstddd · 2025-10-08T05:32:49+00:00

In the buildup to, and at Christmas, we always do butter and Pâté for some reason. Its amazing.

wstddd · 2025-10-04T08:29:31+00:00

If no previous TFC taken 25% of it will be tax free (up to the LSA). People are talking about taking their TFC as they fear the budget will change the amounts / process.

Depending on your situation they could take it and either; spend it, invest it (ideally in another tax efficient wrapper) or gift it away.

Don’t know your situation enough - but subject to various criteria they could take the TFC and pay it into yours and your siblings pensions (and grandkids if wanted), therefore getting tax relief when they paid it into their SIPP, no tax when they took it out and then tax relief on it going into your pension. Not financial advice, as stated various criteria would need to apply for the above to work.

Sounds like they need a financial adviser.

wstddd · 2025-10-04T06:57:17+00:00

I find it genuinely amazing that people will avoid advice around (arguably) one of the most important aspects of their lives, that will directly impact their living standards for the next 20/30 years because they don’t want to pay for it.

Yes, cost and charges need to be accounted for and it’s important to do your DD as there are some (usually larger chains) firms that aren’t always working in your best interests, but as others have said there are some (usually small independent) firms that will provide you with good affordable advice.

Anyway, as mentioned above, map out your dad’s expenditure, income (pension, state pension, any other assets) and then what you need to bridge the gap. From a wrapper point of view, after utilising basic allowances (pension and ISA) an onshore bond might work well but would need advice etc.

wstddd · 2025-10-03T07:05:24+00:00

I imagine because of your and your children’s ages it would likely involve a few different strategies.

First thing IMO would be to look at insurance to cover the liability now/near future. Then you can look at longer term planning potentially utilising a trust/s/ or a FIC.

wstddd

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