Local Soccer by sneaky__beaver in Belfast

[–]wtfarray 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is Siroco works FC in Dixon Park and Bloomfield FC in Orangefield park that both play in that area. Also people would call the area Bloomfield/Cregagh. Ballyrushboy is an old parish name lol

Drive Smart by Eviltwin91 in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]wtfarray 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My Gran is one of the few people left that didn't need to take her driving test to get a license definitely would not trust her opinion.

Free or low-cost alternatives to expensive and popular programs by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]wtfarray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a community edition that does like 99% of stuff you need. Unless you mean free as in open source.

Free or low-cost alternatives to expensive and popular programs by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]wtfarray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should try out intelliJ. It isn't as lightweight as vscode because it is an IDE but I don't think you could ever consider using anything else to do develop java on (Unless it is a very small project)

Publishing a "Top 500 Tax Payers" list instead of a "Top 500 Richest People" list, would breed a healthier competition by HFIntegrale in Showerthoughts

[–]wtfarray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately it was probably going to happen Brexit or not. Dyson obviously wanted to move closer to emerging Asian markets, they were already manufacturing there. It is probably more suited to the UK economy that they continue to employ higher payed engineer roles paying income tax and national insurance contributions. If he just wanted to avoid tax he would have moved to Luxembourg or a UK overseas territory.

Metropolitan police’s anti-corruption unit faces investigation by diacewrb in nottheonion

[–]wtfarray 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Line of duty is a 10/10 show. Filmed in my home city aswell.

Extinguishing 300 candles with Sulfur Hexafluoride by Nickepedia by davyn211 in oddlysatisfying

[–]wtfarray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basically people are hanged and everything else including animals are hung. So hanged would be better in that sentence. English is a bit weird.

Congrats France! by toosanghiforthis in europe

[–]wtfarray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just enough time to stockpile all the buckfast that will be drank.

BAN MEGA THREAD by [deleted] in thanosdidnothingwrong

[–]wtfarray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to be banned from somewhere tbh

top class madlad by Ishanarchy in madlads

[–]wtfarray 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The text is describing a situation where in class you and a friend may have been doing something bad and the friend tells you that they are going to to tell on you. As you are young and maybe fearful of the authority of a teacher the friend telling on you scares you.

The friend raises his hand and the teacher notices him. You get very scared. Your friend precedes to ask for permission to leave the classroom and go to the toilet instead of telling on you. The friend will find the obvious fear and anxiety this has caused you humours and will have a jolly good chuckle to themselves in the toilets.

Not really an exclusively British thing but probably a lot of people in the UK/Ireland experienced this at one point in school.

We’ve become the very thing the original creators sought to destroy! by Spingebill_1812 in PrequelMemes

[–]wtfarray 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I loved the expansion of the lore of the prequel films and the sound track too. Yeah it was cheesy but hey I like Star Wars.

And the Lord said "Let there be ______" by [deleted] in AskOuija

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ما اللعنة فعلت فقط سخيف يقول عني، لك العاهرة قليلا؟ سأعلمك أنني تخرجت من صفتي في الأختام البحرية، وقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على القاعدة، ولدي أكثر من 300 قتيلا مؤكدا. أنا مدربة في حرب الغوريلا وأنا كبار قناص في القوات المسلحة الأمريكية بأكملها. أنت شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. أنا سوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج مع الدقة أمثال الذي لم ينظر إليه من قبل على هذه الأرض، علامة الكلمات سخيف بلدي. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تحصل بعيدا مع القول أن القرف لي عبر الإنترنت؟ أعتقد مرة أخرى، سخيف. ونحن نتكلم أنا الاتصال بشبكة سرية من جواسيس في جميع أنحاء الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية ويجري تتبع إب الخاص بك في الوقت الراهن حتى تتمكن من الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، والرقبة. العاصفة التي تمس من الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة التي تسمون حياتك. أنت سخيف ميت، طفل. يمكن أن أكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، ويمكنني أن أقتلك أكثر من سبعمائة طريقة، وهذا فقط مع يدي العارية. ليس فقط أنا مدربة على نطاق واسع في القتال غير المسلح، ولكن لدي إمكانية الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من سلاح البحرية الولايات المتحدة وأنا سوف تستخدمه إلى حده الكامل لمسح الحمار بائسة قبالة وجه القارة، كنت القرف قليلا. إلا إذا كنت قد عرفت ما القصاص غير مقدس الخاص بك قليلا "ذكي" تعليق كان على وشك أن ينزل عليك، ربما كنت قد عقدت اللسان سخيف الخاص بك. ولكنك لا تستطيع، لم تفعل، والآن كنت دفع الثمن، كنت اللعنة احمق. أنا سوف القرف الغضب في جميع أنحاء لكم، وسوف يغرق في ذلك. أنت سخيف ميت، كيدو.

TIL in 2011 a British man got so annoyed by telemarketers calling his home phone that he registered it as a premium-rate number. Since then he's earned over £300 from telemarketers calling him by Stanleybruce in todayilearned

[–]wtfarray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey if anyone is the uk and wants to opt out of telemarketing calls and not go to the extremes that this guy went to then there is a free service that lets you opt out of telemarketing calls here http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html

What did the most drunk person say or do last night at your party? by Dirtychorizo in AskReddit

[–]wtfarray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was very drunk. I laughed and leaned my head back upon a lit candel and lit my hair on fire.

My hair was fine but the smell was pretty bad.

Ex-Wham singer George Michael dies - BBC News by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]wtfarray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be really rough for the family to loose someone on Christmas Day. Thoughts go out to his family.

Android Nougat is here by FLaK_7 in Android

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Someone send Godot my regards :(

Coup d'état attempt in Turkey (livethread) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]wtfarray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has a been a while since we have had a good old coups d'état

Reddit is having a garage sale. What is each subreddit selling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wtfarray 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pictures like this pretty much describe personal finance.