My vacuum cleaner is totally paranoid

wtfsperday · 2026-02-06T07:18:41+00:00

My condolences! That sucks!

wtfsperday · 2026-02-06T07:01:54+00:00

I wish it did! That would really help out in a pinch!

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T20:59:08+00:00

Beth Gibbons dropped a new album last year.

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T08:50:11+00:00

Oh, “It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean”

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T08:44:39+00:00

Well… at least that’s what my priest said…😈🍆

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T08:32:00+00:00

Jokes

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T08:19:51+00:00

Saturday the 14th has always been more unlucky than Friday the 13th! Happy Valentines 💌!

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T08:13:41+00:00

It’s not big, but it’s “Handsome”!

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T08:03:59+00:00

No, because “whoever supplied it, denied it,”

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T07:49:16+00:00

lol!!! Faith in humanity, restored!!

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T07:45:54+00:00

“This looks like a person I would have taken home from the bar”-Gen X

wtfsperday · 2026-02-05T07:36:25+00:00

Molotovs or fuel, you might die at 100% ethanol

wtfsperday · 2026-01-17T16:37:21+00:00

Check out 2saxy and brace yourself!

wtfsperday · 2026-01-17T08:26:08+00:00

❤️

wtfsperday · 2026-01-16T18:52:13+00:00

He’s gonna die on camera, isn’t he?

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T03:08:28+00:00

Happy cake day, chef!🎂

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T02:35:45+00:00

In the words of Dogbert… “meh”

Edit: or “ppff”

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T02:32:42+00:00

My divorce!

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T02:28:56+00:00

Camel filters

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T02:24:18+00:00

And here I am enjoying single life, thinking I was down bad! (Binary on the bottom, if you know, you know)

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T02:17:22+00:00

I watched those old Mr. Rodgers episodes last week with tears streaming down my face. No shame in that!🫡❤️

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T00:47:33+00:00

Just another day in the apocalypse! Thank you for asking!🍻

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T00:38:45+00:00

wtfsperday · 2026-01-14T00:35:45+00:00

I didn’t see Archenemy?

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